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Unread 28-08-2008, 12:13 PM
The Watcher
 
Question Breaking News you'd love to see on Sky Sports News?

What would you love to see on that yellow bar on SSN?

"Gerrard mauled by escaped Tiger"

"Wenger seen at Garry Glitter gig"

Personally, I'd settle for a simple "Berbatov signs for Manchester United"
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:17 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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all three would be highly attractive in their own way....
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:19 PM
Ginners
 
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Fletcher demands madrid move - "I'm better than ronaldo"
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:28 PM
waynes ear's
 
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John O'Shea Apologizes For Pretending To Be A Footballer

Sir Alex Ferguson Arrested for sparking out Joel Glazer
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:31 PM
Ginners
 
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JT diagnosed with tearduct defect - "I can't stop crying"
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:34 PM
no fun
 
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fowler, terry, gerard - police find 3 bodies in thatchers grave
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:36 PM
MonkeyOnMyBack
 
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fowler, terry, gerard - police find 3 bodies in thatchers grave
Margy still at large though....
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:38 PM
Pop
 
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BREAKING NEWS: Roman Abramovich arrested and extradited to Russia amid claims of massive corporate fraud, bogus trading, money laundering and tax evasion. Criminal Assets Bureau seize control of his estate.
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:40 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Manchester United sign Fuzzy Dunlop
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:41 PM
Ginners
 
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"Recent Manchester United Signing Fuzzy Dunlop Shot Dead On Debut By Sniper"
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:44 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Breaking News: Fuzzy Dunlop's brain kept alive, Cristiano Ronaldo's body to be used in Brain transplant.

Further Breaking News: Fuzzy Dunlop signs contract for life with Manchester United.
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:44 PM
puressence
 
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ferie out

rio shot in face

gerrard signs for utd
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:45 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Manchester United sign Fuzzy Dunlop
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Originally Posted by Ginlarde
"Recent Manchester United Signing Fuzzy Dunlop Shot Dead On Debut By Sniper"
hahaha
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:45 PM
CockOfTheNorth
 
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"United make it 19 as Liverpool are relegated - CockOfTheNorth injury time hattrick sends scouse @#%&!s down"

 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:46 PM
Ginners
 
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Update on the breaking news from earlier: we in fact lied and his brain was actually a turd, we repeat it was a turd. fuzzy dunlop is dead and ronaldo now has a turd brain. more to come as and when we make it up...
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:46 PM
RedMenace
 
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"Manucho named World Footballer Of The Year".
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:47 PM
Chorlton74
 
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Liverpool relegated to the conference on minus points after going into administration.

one day.
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:48 PM
CockOfTheNorth
 
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"Neville last minute 40-yard volley against Liverpool hands United their 4th European Cup"
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:49 PM
Jez Quigley
 
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"First Homosexual Footballer's Wedding - Ginlarde takes Fuzzy Dunlop up the aisle"
 
Unread 28-08-2008, 12:53 PM
armchair
 
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Bolt smashes kwik-fit world record
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