Berbatov

Originally Posted by Johnaldo

First they bribe the FA to get home times in the first half or second half of the season, depending on what Benitez says, then they bribe the officials to not give us penalties and as much extra time as we need and now they openly inject performance enhancing drugs into their players. United are such @#%&!s.

Scored today, didn't play as well as he has previously

Could be G Nev or Bryan Ferry tbf

Originally Posted by Gruber

he looks absolutely scrummy to me when he scores

Not alot then.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Not alot then.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Scored today, didn't play as well as he has previously

I thought that. His least impressive game this season, but he scored, so who cares. It's only goals that matter, after all.

love berba.

nft.

Originally Posted by dunk

I thought that. His least impressive game this season, but he scored, so who cares. It's only goals that matter, after all.

it does tbh. there is little deviation from the general rule when its berbatov.

if (player == berbatov)
if he scores, it his overall contribution to the game that matters.
if he contributes to the overall team play, then its only goals that matters.
if he does both, then check how much he has tracked back.
if he has done that also, check for his body language.
if he has done that also, talk about his "stuttering" partnership with rooney.
if this is also done, don't talk about this subject till some other striker plays
better or next game is played
end

Originally Posted by sharath

it does tbh. there is little deviation from the general rule when its berbatov.

if (player == berbatov)
if he scores, it his overall contribution to the game that matters.
if he contributes to the overall team play, then its only goals that matters.
if he does both, then check how much he has tracked back.
if he has done that also, check for his body language.
if he has done that also, talk about his "stuttering" partnership with rooney.
if this is also done, don't talk about this subject till some other striker plays
better or next game is played
end

Ahhh, so that's the memo I missed...