*Official Match Thread 2016/17* - Manchester United v Manchester City 26/10/2016

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Is it? Speaking from experience there pal?

oh, you £#%&!ing @#%&!.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Could have £#%&!ing smiled a bit more

Must be the hotel on the back of his mind.....

the inevitable bottle of red in the bath waiting for fine dining room service thoughts chipping away. grim

Originally Posted by est.1878

the inevitable bottle of red in the bath waiting for fine dining room service thoughts chipping away. grim

Panicking slightly that the room will be too warm again and the safety catches on the windows allow only a faint slip of cool air through.

Pretty sure that nobody has yet mentioned that a certain Fredster predicted this would be our fourth defeat in a row, so I will

Sorry, dunk ;-)

Great win always is beating those £#%&!ing @#%&!s....£#%&! off Fraudiola

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Panicking slightly that the room will be too warm again and the safety catches on the windows allow only a faint slip of cool air through.

someone might checkout at 730am again pulling a flight suitcase or wearing high heels

Good performance.

Guardiola is a #@&%!.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Good performance.

Guardiola is a #@&%!.

would have been a better transition from van gaal, you mean?

Originally Posted by jem

would have been a better transition from van gaal, you mean?

Like I said ages ago when he was linked, his football is as dull as the shite we watched week in week out.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Was it a beautiful, continental 2 fingers? Showing us unenlightened troglodytes how finger gestures should be done.

he's one of those £#%&!ers that speaks with their hands. he's like a bald john mccririck on the touchline.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

He has been our best player this season, by a fairly comfortable margin.

Major surprise to me tbh.

that's valencia, but herrera is much better than he was and far less of a @#%&! as well (which is part of why)

Some awful pants pissing on here re: first half
We bullied them for ninety minutes
Great to see

Originally Posted by irk

Anyone kept sky sports one on for the Spanish football awards?

The Spanish Tata's on display are something to behold.

Barca @#%&!s boycotted it because Luis Enrique wasn't nominated for manager of the year.

£#%&!ing paella scoffing slapped arses

Just realised we play the #@&%!nee @#%&!s twice in four days now ffs

Did we win?

Oliver Kay, Chief Football Correspondent of The Times.

Right now, though, as thoughts turn to the trip to West Bromwich Albion on Saturday, the priority for City is simply to win — as it was for United going into this game. The fixture list has been unkind recently, taking in games against Celtic, Tottenham Hotspur, Everton, Barcelona, Southampton and United, and Guardiola gives the impression of a coach who knew there would be some damage along the way. This happens to all managers, he said with a shrug. He will not be swayed and nor, given his commitment to his philosophy, should we expect him to be.

Guy can do no wrong.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

that's valencia, but herrera is much better than he was and far less of a @#%&! as well (which is part of why)

I despised Valencia in his latter days on the wing, dreaded the Rooney switch to the right. Now, however i see him as one of our better players and find his attitude and professionalism highly admirable, a remnant of a former Utd.

Football eh?

Originally Posted by djsst

Oliver Kay, Chief Football Correspondent of The Times.


Guy can do no wrong.

The messiah.....

Long may this run continue that is just a blip on his glorious philosophy....

The bald headed, hand gesturing £#%&!ing moped @#%&!...

Originally Posted by djsst

Oliver Kay, Chief Football Correspondent of The Times.


Guy can do no wrong.

Meanwhile; the pressure 'somewhat eased' on José, according to Sky Sports .

Arseholes

Ah well, £#%&! em. Enjoyed last night. Not classic but nice to see us showing some guts and I loved mourinho post-match.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Channel 5 saying there were 2 fouls leading up to our goal

its channel 5 probably a game from 3 years ago