Basti

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

Why is that potato wearing a scarf and gloves for training?
It must be freezing in Manchester, and he's clearly not running around enough in training if he needs those too. Fat @#%&!.

Seriously, they shouldn't be allowed to wear gloves and a scarf anywhere on a football pitch, whether it's for training or a match. Roy Keane will be spinning in his grave.

Basti at the Unicef shindig at OT tonight. Squad for Sunday?

Originally Posted by dragflick

Basti at the Unicef shindig at OT tonight. Squad for Sunday?

Is Zlatan there ?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I know we all like to bang on about hats and gloves by when your body fat is about 12% then you will feel the £#%&!ing cold.

Don't think that'll be an issue for Bastian

My man.

Basti-Schneiderlin-Pogba for the swans game...

Schneiderlin

Originally Posted by Buck

Schneiderlin

Always negative buck, never positive...

Originally Posted by saffers

Always negative buck, never positive...

Spot on description of Schneiderlin.

Rashford
Martial Mata Mkhitaryan
Pogba Schweinsteiger

That team will rip Swansea apart.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Going by what he's posting online ffs

His IG form has been incredible tbf.

it's a soap opera to these lads.

Originally Posted by NegativeNorris

Ah.

My tough guy image of Keano has been destroyed right there.

Both of those pics were taken mid-december.

Originally Posted by Buck

Spot on description of Schneiderlin.

Rashford
Martial Mata Mkhitaryan
Pogba Schweinsteiger

That team will rip Swansea apart.

No defence at all? Radical but it just might work.

Originally Posted by Sizlack

No defence at all? Radical but it just might work.

Good point.

Return of the Jones

Just watched Swansea get utterly destroyed by stoke. Should have been 5-1.

Sufficed to say I fully expect them to play nowhere near as bad as that on Sunday.

Originally Posted by saffers

Looks like Jose pissed himself afterwards



Is Rashers wearing prescription shoes?

Originally Posted by saffers

"YOU WASTED THREE MONTHS OF MY LIFE"

"please don't hit me"

it's a real pity that it can't be basti for the europa/cups and carrick for the league

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Just watched Swansea get utterly destroyed by stoke. Should have been 5-1.

Sufficed to say I fully expect them to play nowhere near as bad as that on Sunday.

I know what you are saying, but they genuinely seem to be a poor side at present. And its about time we won there

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I know we all like to bang on about hats and gloves by when your body fat is about 12% then you will feel the £#%&!ing cold.

I'd love to see them jumping into the water in Bardufoss, Norway, in the middle of January when it's -25C. Now that's cold.
Or getting arseholed in the local bar, and pissing your pants, then walking home and discovering your piss wet trousers have actually frozen solid.

Our players are soft as shit as it is. I just like to see a player running around looking like it's mid summer, rather than being wrapped up looking like they're going on an Arctic expedition, when it is in fact about 10C and in Manchester.