Welcome To Manchester......... Zlatan Imbrahimovic

Originally Posted by dunk

Oh do £#%&! off

Click bait article.....Never happening.

For a start, Zlatan is not going to work under the title of "assistant"

Oh oh oh

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/...-as-jose-mour/

Originally Posted by saffers

Oh oh oh

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/...-as-jose-mour/

nice to see your following forum etiquette

The scarf shot. Not many could upstage Jose for the press conference. This magnificent £#%&!er.

Ladbrokes have suspended betting on us signing Zlat.

on a private jet ...............barton reds we are here

Originally Posted by puressence

on a private jet ...............barton reds we are here

If i jet lands at barton, with its grass runway, i'll eat your socks

Edit: disclaimer. No leather socks

He's landed.

Announcement within 48 hours acc to McDonnell @ the mirror.

17th April called. Left every one behind.

Originally Posted by puressence

17th April called. Left every one behind.

such a #@&%!

Love big Zlat, I think he will mash it up in the premiership, if he comes to us.

25 goals likely, 20 goals for definite.

Originally Posted by King Eric

Love big Zlat, I think he will mash it up in the premiership, if he comes to us.

25 goals likely, 20 goals for definite.

Plus there'll be lots of boiled ABU urine.

Originally Posted by Pop

I remember looking at Eric like that. I was a bit older than that kid though.

£#%&!ing meh. Love the bloke, awesome player, but £#%&!ing meh. Signing mid 30's players is idiotic.

Originally Posted by dunk

£#%&!ing meh. Love the bloke, awesome player, but £#%&!ing meh. Signing mid 30's players is idiotic.

I have always said this and was practically a lone voice in opposing us getting Schweinsteger, but that was mostly because he was injury prone. It's likely Zlat will be a Van Persie type of signing, fantastic for one season, possibly two if he stays free of injuries. Worth a punt for such a world class talent, admittedly maybe not now, but still scored 41 goals this season for PSG.

You weren't alone on Schweinsteiger.

£20+m, one season 'punt'

LVG going is a big deal to me but if anyone knows me they know zlatan moving to United is like a big dream of mine coming true....
I'm honestly gonna cry....

Originally Posted by marlo

LVG going is a big deal to me but if anyone knows me they know zlatan moving to United is like a big dream of mine coming true....
I'm honestly gonna cry....

Reckon you can use your network for you to organise a meet Marls?

Zlatan that is, not me.