Cristiano Ronaldo

Disappointed Ronnie didn't rip his shirt off & walk off.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Like that, yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHX1Q3yFlLY&list=UUTgKPVYUxMr6ri3ptww56gQ#t=603

10.00 mins onwards for the full content..

Sounds like Madrid are shitting it

but we need some Daygo reds to decipher it

Originally Posted by Barcabal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHX1...ww56gQ# t=603

10.00 mins onwards for the full content..

Sounds like Madrid are shitting it

but we need some Daygo reds to decipher it

Other hispanohablante freds will do better than I, but basically they're saying Suarez is a fat @#%&! who's put on ten kilos.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Other hispanohablante freds will do better than I, but basically they're saying Suarez is a fat @#%&! who's put on ten kilos.

Go on further Zorgers.. Its like Corporal Jones is on the panel explaining the Ronnie situation

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

That gifhe looks terrified.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

The greatest gif of all time.

Nah, that's the Kerry Katona one

Originally Posted by Barcabal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHX1...ww56gQ# t=603

10.00 mins onwards for the full content..

Sounds like Madrid are shitting it

but we need some Daygo reds to decipher it

Essentially Fergie called Ronaldo on the phone, Ronaldo then informed Florentino Pérez of this. One of the panellists reckons that Ronaldo could possibly be convinced to go back to united (but had no evidence to support this). The general consensus was, however, that this couldn't happen because Ronaldo's happy there and wants to break Raúl's goalscoring record (he's about 60 off it IIRC), Real are the bestest club ever and Jorge Mendes is an honourable man (!)

Originally Posted by doudou

Essentially Fergie called Ronaldo on the phone, Ronaldo then informed Florentino Pérez of this. One of the panellists reckons that Ronaldo could possibly be convinced to go back to united (but had no evidence to support this). The general consensus was, however, that this couldn't happen because Ronaldo's happy there and wants to break Raúl's goalscoring record (he's about 60 off it IIRC), Real are the bestest club ever and Jorge Mendes is an honourable man (!)

And Suarez is a fat @#%&!?

Originally Posted by Zorg

And Suarez is a fat @#%&!?

Pretty much

Don't ask me why but I googled "fat Luis Suarez" and the following came up, the second of which looks alarmingly like a sex-change operation

Originally Posted by doudou

Don't ask me why but I googled "fat Luis Suarez" and the following came up, the second of which looks alarmingly like a sex-change operation

Originally Posted by doudou

Essentially Fergie called Ronaldo on the phone, Ronaldo then informed Florentino Pérez of this. One of the panellists reckons that Ronaldo could possibly be convinced to go back to united (but had no evidence to support this). The general consensus was, however, that this couldn't happen because Ronaldo's happy there and wants to break Raúl's goalscoring record (he's about 60 off it IIRC), Real are the bestest club ever and Jorge Mendes is an honourable man (!)

60 goals?

On for the summer then.

Raúl scored 323 goals for Real in 741 games. Ronnie is already on 265 in 255 games! He only needs 58 more, which he'll smash through by Christmas 2015. By summer 2016 he'll probably have passed 350 goals for Real Madrid.

Sir Bobby got 249 in 758 games for United, whilst Ronnie got 118 in 292 games. If he came back to united in 2016, it's possible he could break past the 250 mark within three seasons, which averages at 44 goals per season; a level which is completely doable for him.

Imagine a player who was the all-time top goalscorer for both Real Madrid and Manchester United. If he ever managed that, there's a legitimate argument that he'd be the greatest goalscorer ever.

Originally Posted by Neo

Raúl scored 323 goals for Real in 741 games. Ronnie is already on 265 in 255 games! He only needs 58 more, which he'll smash through by Christmas 2015. By summer 2016 he'll probably have passed 350 goals for Real Madrid.

Sir Bobby got 249 in 758 games for United, whilst Ronnie got 118 in 292 games. If he came back to united in 2016, it's possible he could break past the 250 mark within three seasons, which averages at 44 goals per season; a level which is completely doable for him.

Imagine a player who was the all-time top goalscorer for both Real Madrid and Manchester United. If he ever managed that, there's a legitimate argument that he'd be the greatest goalscorer ever.

Not get the memo? He's coming home

Also Rooney will be on 300 by then.

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

Also Rooney will be on 300 by then.

lb?

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

Also Rooney will be on 300 by then.

300 what? marlborough lights a week?

It's started.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...expensive.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...r-9772331.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...l-pay-cut.html

He'll need to take a paycut (on his Madrid deal) to return (which was always going to be the situation). That Portugal game at OT will be