OFFICIAL: Stoke v United thread. (Teams + doom)

good save that.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

michael owen isn't on.

sparky do u have that picture of the batman night sky with ronnys head in it if u do i think it would be good to change it to ownes head with a koppas

this is ridiculous.

it's like the £#%&!ing alamo.

£#%&!off stoke.

has fletcher and berbatov done anything in this match?

another understated masterclass from scholes

can't play in a m/f two against physically strong teams, eh?

Battering the @#%&!s, we need a bit of Ferie time.

Originally Posted by sharath

has fletcher and berbatov done anything in this match?

Do one you £#%&!ing dick.

They've got every @#%&! behind the ball.


Constant United pressure.We're all over them.


Got 1-0 Stoke written all over it.

I think we have been rather £#%&!ing good on the whole. Stoke have to be given immense credit for their defending.

They can't do it for 90 minutes though.

£#%&! me we mustve had 70% possession and i can only remember the keeper making one save.

how people can call this the most exiting league when we get this served up every other £#%&!ing week.

home teams playing in their own penalty area.

Originally Posted by sharath

has fletcher and berbatov done anything in this match?

no, it's all been that "@#%&!" scholes :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Sparky***

this is ridiculous.

it's like the £#%&!ing alamo.

£#%&!off stoke.

i have been to the alamo

Originally Posted by Sparky***

for me, valencia has to offer more as a united player than just running down the wing and smashing crosses at the nearest defender.

its irritating that the only thing valencia always seems to do is cross. looks shit scared to cut inside. he really looks like a poor mans lennon right now.

Originally Posted by dunk

I think we have been rather £#%&!ing good on the whole. Stoke have to be given immense credit for their defending.

They can't do it for 90 minutes though.

Dunno about immense, massed definitely. We lack composure in wide positions, both sides

Originally Posted by sharath

has fletcher and berbatov done anything in this match?

Yes.

But both our centre forwards overall have done very little. They are simply not getting enough of the ball.

"There's only one watch that matters today and it's not Howard Webbs"

£#%&! off Macari

Giggs on for Nani please.

Pathetic bastards, counted 9 £#%&!ing players in their penalty area a few minutes ago

Originally Posted by sharath

its irritating that the only thing valencia always seems to do is cross. looks shit scared to cut inside. he really looks like a poor mans lennon right now.

Have you ever seen United not score in the first half against a flat back 10 before?