the build up to Wednesday thread.

I have strong intuition. Whenever I dream of winning we lose.

Guess what I dreamt about last night.

This is getting tiresome now...

Text off a red mate (who should know better)

"Berties planning to throw razor blade encrusted potatoes down onto k-stand"

I don't think he's attempting to wum me either.:shakehead:

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I have strong intuition. Whenever I dream of winning we lose.

Guess what I dreamt about last night.

Those two fellas having a baby?

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I have strong intuition. Whenever I dream of winning we lose.

Guess what I dreamt about last night.

The bird from Countdown ?

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I have strong intuition. Whenever I dream of winning we lose.

Guess what I dreamt about last night.

I'm whitcha.

Convinced now that we will win tonight.

Trust me, that's not a good sign.

Another sign is when I go to bed thinking about United a few nights in a row. Twice it is now. Imaginging goals in my head has a direct impact on reality for reasons I'm afraid to understand.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Tell me about it, my clock is going backwards.
Just me and the resident bertie in today, everyone else off sick

Hes shitting it, thinks hes going to get @#%&!ted tonight, scared about getting home.
Going to spend the day scaring the shit out of him

tell him to be outside macaris at half six

Originally Posted by no fun

tell him to be outside macaris at half six

Some @#%&! has just been in here for an interview with my boss, as he was leaving he said something about the game so my boss said "oh you going then, you red or blue"...his response "neither, just want to see what its like at a manchester derby"

If anyones got 2 spares..........

We will win tonight and will beat Villa in the final.

City though could well win the FA cup, a few good draws on the way then a fluke result against Chelsea in the final...

Razor blade encrusted spuds. FFS. £#%&!ing poofters.

I'm bringing half a dozen watermelons with axes hanging out of 'em

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Razor blade encrusted spuds. FFS. £#%&!ing poofters.

I'm bringing half a dozen watermelons with axes hanging out of 'em

You know it's a big game when you start getting texts about vegetables.

I think.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

We will win tonight and will beat Villa in the final.

City though could well win the FA cup, a few good draws on the way then a fluke result against Chelsea in the final...

Yep.

And that FA Cup would destroy everything United have ever achieved.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Yep.

And that FA Cup would destroy everything United have ever achieved.

In City's mind it would. It really, really would.

That's whats so tragic, they firmly believe it....and the press will back them up.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

You know it's a big game when you start getting texts about vegetables.

I think.

I'm sat in the Stretty tonight, anyone in K fancy a swap?

Is Rio appealing then?

So if he doesn't appeal does he miss tonights game? The metro seemed to think so this morning but surely he needs to be punished first and I can't see them doing that after 6pm today.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Is Rio appealing then?

are you joking? he's gorrrrrrgeous! [swoon]

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

So if he doesn't appeal does he miss tonights game? The metro seemed to think so this morning but surely he needs to be punished first and I can't see them doing that after 6pm today.

If he appeals, he could miss four games including Arsenal (A), Pompey (H), Villa (A) and Everton (A)

If he dont appeal, he'll miss City, Arsenal and Pompey.

The sensible opition is dont appeal, he will only miss two vital games while if he does it's 3 tough aways and without him we could really struggle.

Originally Posted by irk

are you joking? he's gorrrrrrgeous! [swoon]