100000000000004 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by believe

Love a weatherspoons

Swing and a miss

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Shame he didn't suplex the c*** live on tv

Bloomoon discussing their 5 most hated rags

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/th...22661/page-363

Don't have any fans? No problem, we'll make some!

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....rtain-11885647

Originally Posted by andyroo

Don't have any fans? No problem, we'll make some!

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....rtain-11885647

State of £#%&!ing football these days

The bald Spanish @#%&! begging the "greatest, bestest fans" to turn up to European games

https://www.facebook.com/ynfafootbal...5111867525707/

Put the robots in the empty seats
problem solved if they have about 10000 of them

https://www.theguardian.com/football...-league-booing

http://www.mcfcwatch.com/2016/09/25/...string-injury/

Kevin De Bruyne is set to miss a month of action, a source close to the player has told City Watch.

De Bruyne limped off with less than ten minutes to go in yesterday’s victory over Swansea, although at the time it didn’t look too serious and he stopped to exchange words with Pep Guardiola.

However, damage to De Bruyne’s hamstring will keep him out for around four weeks, the club’s medical staff informed his camp today. The 25-year-old will travel to Barcelona on Monday for treatment from a specialist.

Fortunately for City (but not for Belgium), an international break falls during his absence, but if he does miss four weeks, he is likely to be absent for the following matches: Celtic (a), Tottenham (a), Everton (h), Barcelona (a), Southampton (h)

Originally Posted by Switching Off

http://www.mcfcwatch.com/2016/09/25/...string-injury/

The 25-year-old will travel to Barcelona on Monday for treatment from a specialist.

For a hamstring injury.....

He'll come back seven inches taller and with an extra leg.

city's firm getting escorted yesterday

Originally Posted by hopkins

city's firm getting escorted yesterday

Nawty.

hello is that West ham>?

Originally Posted by elephantstone

hello is that West ham>?

No its kate winslet, earsy posted that in the match thread last night

Originally Posted by Switching Off

http://www.mcfcwatch.com/2016/09/25/...string-injury/

Originally Posted by tetrisblock

The 25-year-old will travel to Barcelona on Monday for treatment from a specialist.

For a hamstring injury.....

Kevin De Bruyne has an outside chance of being available for Manchester City’s league meeting with Everton on Saturday, with his injured hamstring healing quicker than expected.

The Belgian forward will undergo a late fitness test ahead of the visit of Ronald Koeman’s side to the Etihad Stadium and he could also be fit for the trip to Barcelona on Wednesday next week for City’s third Champions League group match of the season.

https://www.theguardian.com/football...gainst-everton

Originally Posted by Switching Off

https://www.theguardian.com/football...gainst-everton

Classic Guardiola

You couldn't make this shit up.

I pray for the day Guardiola gets clawed and £#%&!ed to death by an escaped tiger.

Hamstrings just love being rushed back. Two tough games coming up will test it.

Let's hope.

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Hamstrings just love being rushed back. Two tough games coming up will test it.

Let's hope.

A big of HGH will have seen to that pal.