*Official Match Thread* - PSV Eindhoven v Manchester United 15/09/15

Originally Posted by armchair

I'm not a doctor but that was a break not a fracture.

Utd have confirmed it pal

there surely can't have been a single person who thought "schweini and hererra.... should be ok against this shit". except louis.

Originally Posted by armchair

I think tonight a bit more brawn in midfield, no mata and herrera further up we would've won comfortably. I love herrera but playing him deep is accepting he's going to abandon ship and rush forward.

I love mata too but wish we had never signed him.

Good point about mata

He'd have been brilliant to have in the 90,s when we were 2 or 3 levels up from most teams(a complete luxury player)to add a bit of sparkle
But he was £#%&!ing shit tonight

Originally Posted by andyroo

The burst into the box when it happened was so good too. Top red Shaw.

Memphis was good tonight until the panicky shit in the last few minutes. Love Schwein and Martial. Darmoh was poor for their second but it's the first time he's put a foot wrong at United. Bit of a freak defeat, was no fun to watch but they happen

The Shaw thing had to have affected them too. He was crying and had the oxygen mask on in the dressing room apparently.

Originally Posted by RedMenace

The Shaw thing had to have affected them too. He was crying and had the oxygen mask on in the dressing room apparently.

Would explain the second half downturn

Originally Posted by RedMenace

The Shaw thing had to have affected them too. He was crying and had the oxygen mask on in the dressing room apparently.

Soft @#%&!

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Well said the meltdown has been horrific. Saffers just plain rude. Most disagreeable behaviour and accusations re Dunks cranial dimensions.

I suppose most of these little pups have got to go into an open plan office full of utter monkeys who follow other teams some of them in the championship, while you and I William, well, we just retire to the executive dining room and plan mass redundancies and the closure of our Merseyside factory.

what a monster

Originally Posted by puressence

Utd have confirmed it pal

bones don't bend. It's a break no matter what the story is they've put out.

Originally Posted by RedMenace

The Shaw thing had to have affected them too. He was crying and had the oxygen mask on in the dressing room apparently.

I think it had the opposite effect, we stepped it up a gear and took the lead. Their goal in the long extra time was the fly in the ointment.

we will concede a lot of headers this season.

Originally Posted by armchair

bones don't bend. It's a break no matter what the story is they've put out.

Ahem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenstick_fracture

A fracture is the exact same thing as a break. Fracture is just medical jargon.

Originally Posted by tetrisblock

A fracture is the exact same thing as a break. Fracture is just medical jargon.

I thought it was a euphemism

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

Ahem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenstick_fracture

Ahem

Greenstick fractures usually occur most often during infancy and childhood when bones are sofT

Is he a baby ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Ahem



Is he a baby ?

I know ffs, I was being facetious hence the

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Is he a baby ?

yes. yes, he is. our baby.

Originally Posted by jem

yes. yes, he is. our baby.

Calpol, back by late November then...

Originally Posted by andyroo

I thought it was a euphemism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_fracture

Not that it matters in the slightest in the grand scheme of things!

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Calpol, back by late November then...

And a good night's sleep.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Calpol, back by late November then...

Calpol solves everything