Welcome To Manchester......... Zlatan Imbrahimovic

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Luton Airport?

ooh we ooooh.

Tremendous unofficial news. Just what we need.

Imagine keeping Rooney, Basti and this lanky bastard fit?
Big characters, with Mourinho pumping them up in the changing room.

Will make a huge difference.

Originally Posted by MrBishi

Zlatan's on fire...

£#%&! off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncclpqQzjY0

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Always loved Zlat but was never sure about the risk of signing him for United.

But a one-year deal under a manager he loves seems pretty low risk. He better bring it next year

Love the club trying to simultaneously reassure everyone about Rashford

More or less this for me

I think we should be getting players in there prime but this is a Larson type signing and a good stop gap while Jose sorts out other areas of the team.

Originally Posted by djsst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncclpqQzjY0

Bantz lolz etc but we do desperately need some £#%&!ing balls in our team.

He's relatively low risk, as Siders says. He provides some presence up there, some experience, a bit of unpredictability and comes in good form and good condition.

I don't see Rashford's development being stunted by José at all. I think everyone is getting carried away with that one. The kid is clearly a star and the club are already hammering home the youth card before we've even started, so I don't see him just dropping him. José isn't daft.

If anything, brining in an older, short-term striker will help him. I'd be more concerned if we signed someone around 25-30.

Downside is that he might slow the play down and, if he doesn't settle, it's a big ego to just have hanging around. He'll expect to play. He'll expect everything to revolve around him.

Like tthe club like the manager hes a global megastar and hes a £#%&!ing talent .. What a man .. No gamble make more on his shirt .. Fact will be no 1 best selling shirt in world football and you can quote me

Originally Posted by puressence

Fact will be no 1 best selling shirt in world football and you can quote me

Originally Posted by puressence

Like tthe club like the manager hes a global megastar and hes a £#%&!ing talent .. What a man .. No gamble make more on his shirt .. Fact will be no 1 best selling shirt in world football and you can quote me

Getting 'fact' on my shirt today...

Smart early signing and sort out other areas of team as has been alluded to already in this thread.

Hates Guardiola too, beautiful

Zlatan and Jose

Three years ago it was Moyes and Fellaini ffs...

Originally Posted by puressence

Like tthe club like the manager hes a global megastar and hes a £#%&!ing talent .. What a man .. No gamble make more on his shirt .. Fact will be no 1 best selling shirt in world football and you can quote me

Need to clarify if he'll be having Zlatan or Ibrahimovic on the back first. Hopefully Zlatan

Originally Posted by Eve_Of_Destruction

Zlatan and Jose

Three years ago it was Moyes and Fellaini ffs...

And if Moyes had his way, Baines aswell

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Getting 'fact' on my shirt today...

Just hope playing in a shit league hasn't taken the edge off him - probably not though. He'll have enough nous to deal with PL snides.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Getting 'fact' on my shirt today...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Getting 'fact' on my shirt today...

Love it

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Getting 'fact' on my shirt today...

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Zlatters would be immense for us.

What about a song. Has to be a Swedish song.

Knowing Zlat knowing Mou
A-ha
There is nothing we can't do
Knowing Zlat knowing Mou
Scoring goals is never easy but for the League we will have to do,
Knowing Zlat Knowing Mou
And to win the cup too

Dear der der der der der der etc.

Parklife?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Getting 'fact' on my shirt today...

One too many 'c' bunks...

Great another Schweinsteger signing

And people complain about Rooney's lack of mobilty?

Absolute @#%&! of a signing.