*The 2016 Match Thread* Newcastle United v Manchester United 12/01/2016

But he brought us a good defensive setup...

unbeaten in 4

Absolute shambles in defence and midfield.

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

unbeaten in 4

we will lose to liverpool sadly.

hope he odds are good

that would have been entertaining if jesseh and fellaineh had tapped in.

What's up with the Entertainment Crew? That's SHOWBIZ folks.

Someone needs to tell MopHead that from three yards the large brightly coloured shiney thing is a goalkeeper not a £#%&!ing bullseye.

Originally Posted by believe

Just for the record as there seems to be confusion and I don't think I'm speaking for myself. When we say we want to see entertaining football, we mean from United. No one gives a £#%&! about the other team or it being end to end 3-3 shambles.

For the record, I think people are referencing the "I don't mind if we lose as long as it's entertaining" frauds.

Originally Posted by Cream

Lingard and Fellaini both could've won it for us.

Unlucky.

the more we practice the unluckier we get.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Prefer 3-3 to 0-0 tbf.

Some attacking ambition at least, albeit helped by the opposition who played open enough to allow it.

He'll fill probably his pants after that though and go back to ultra cautious dogshit against the vermin.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

What's up with the Entertainment Crew? That's SHOWBIZ folks.

Someone needs to tell MopHead that from three yards the large brightly coloured shiney thing is a goalkeeper not a £#%&!ing bullseye.

That's what happens when you have average as £#%&! players like Fellaini and Lingard given chances that proper top players would tuck away in their sleep.

United are £#%&! up front and when it comes down to it, they're £#%&! at the back as well.

Every week we just get more and more of a mess.

Originally Posted by Lok

I'd be pretty tempted to drive to Old Trafford to celebrate. We should parade the money we get for him on an open top bus around the city. Thousands would show up.

I want the @#%&! beheaded and his useless freakish head paraded around on a pike.

That top four gap will be bigger tomorrow and even bigger after the weekend.

We're weak. No point blathering on about clean sheets when we have the ball, because as soon as the intensity against us creeps up, we fall to bits. We either sit back and do £#%&! all, or we open out a little more like tonight and fall to bits.

In short, we're shit.

We won't make top four without some proper signings or a new manager.

Originally Posted by dunk

Take Fellaini and Blind out, put a proper CM and a proper CB in and we're half decent

And get a decent manager.

Originally Posted by Ethers

For the record, I think people are referencing the "I don't mind if we lose as long as it's entertaining" frauds.

Ah right, different crew. They'll be made up with that.

mitrovic fouled smalling on the third. barged him out of a proper defensive header.

Rooney obviously reacting to the stories that Hodgson was contemplating dropping him for the Euros.

We let those @#%&!s score 3 goals & De Gea pulled off 2 cracking saves.

The Geordie fans have been great? Empty seats all round the ground. Yeah, REALLY great.

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

£#%&!s sake we're not gonna get top 4 are we? We're below West Ham ffs.

That's just dawned on you? I accepted that after Bournemouth/Norwich/Stoke.

Scholes just said Fellaini was alright.

Says it how it is

Originally Posted by Stickman

That's just dawned on you? I accepted that after Bournemouth/Norwich/Stoke.

Some people live in £#%&!ing cloud cuckoo land. We are £#%&!ed. The only way we're getting into the champions league is by winning the Europa.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Rooney obviously reacting to the stories that Hodgson was contemplating dropping him for the Euros.
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8 goals away from being Manchester United's all time leading goal scorer.