Bayern Munich V Man Utd 5TH AUG KO 715 PM MUTV

I couldn’t remember who we had up front for a minute or so.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Lindelof looks a bit more at ease than he did at this stage last season, much more assured.

Attacking play seems to be very hoof reliant.

Yes. Good sign.

Are we not even trying to score a goal here or what?

Is this Mourinho's version of a dirty protest that he hasn't got any players

“Losing the CL to Chelsea in their own stadium; I don’t think they ever got over it..”

They won it the following year.

Do we do any work on keeping the ball in training

Look like a lower league team in an FA cup tie

It’s a meaningless friendly ffs, just play some £#%&!ing football

Originally Posted by utd99

What do they think is going to happen when they launch it 60 yards? Do they really think Rashford has any chance with that?

Preparing for when Fellaini and Lukaku are available.

Already bored of this season.

Originally Posted by utd99

What do they think is going to happen when they launch it 60 yards? Do they really think Rashford has any chance with that?

Mata, Fred, Sanchez are all 5ft 6 as well.

"Yeah lads just keep blootering it as hard and high as you can"

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Are we not even trying to score a goal here or what?

Is this Mourinho's version of a dirty protest that he hasn't got any players

It's his version of football, where have you been for the last fifteen years?

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Preparing for when Fellaini and Lukaku are available.

Already bored of this season.

Probably practicing for playing against much better sides, like these are.

Utter aidsball.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Preparing for when Fellaini and Lukaku are available.

Already bored of this season.

I wonder what they think when they come off a pitch having had no shots on goal. Do they think ‘yeah, holding our own here..’

Originally Posted by utd99

I wonder what they think when they come off a pitch having had no shots on goal. Do they think ‘yeah, holding our own here..’

Mourinho is probably holding his own

Shaw’s like the fat kid you invite to make up the numbers.

First throwdown of the season..

Originally Posted by andyroo

Make me you £#%&!ing @#%&!

Wasn’t much looking forward to the season before this but absolutely cant wait now

0-0 half time

nothing created, no shots, no centre forward

lets buy some more defenders yay!

Bailly and Lindelof have been good as the key pair in our back 8.

Not watched thus far and thought I’d check out the Sky a Sports text commentary to see if I would bother with the second half...

22: Even stevens here. United have created nothing in forward area

30: Time for a drinks break. Jose needs to get a message across. They've not used the ball well at all.

41: United's stats so far: Zero shots. Zero shots on target. Zero shots off target. Tough watch, this.

HT: No goals. Not much action. It's been attack against defence for a large part. Bayern have probed without looking threatening while United are playing very defensively. They've had 34 per cent possession and not had a shot on goal. Dull.

Utter £#%&!ing garbage

If this is a sign of what’s to come this season then its going to be a long £#%&!ing season

Absolutely £#%&!ing woeful defend get ball hit 70 yards to hummels and repeat. Please £#%&! off utd two full backs are £#%&!ing awful offer £#%&!ing nothing playing against two blokes who are 35 and 30 plus and there playing with em ... months to get two full backs you @#%&!s there out there scout the @#%&!s coach em. Just £#%&! off