The ever growing injury list.

https://x.com/utdreport/status/1696545415238185074?s=46&t=l_IDjZwQTig51Y-d5izVYA

Getting a joke now tbh.

Anthony Martial (tummy ache)

It’s just a good job we have been very wise in the transfer market thereby ensuring we have adequate cover in every position

And because of the cost cutting @#%&!s running the club we haven’t got the depth required.

Tenners has his work cut out for him anyway but it’s basically pissing into the wind until the takeover is complete

I'm so pleased we managed to nick Arsenal's club doctor.

I bet he's wondering what the £#%&! is going on

Originally Posted by wiganste

I'm so pleased we managed to nick Arsenal's club doctor.

I bet he's wondering what the £#%&! is going on

He’s injured.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He’s injured.

Wouldn't surprise me

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He’s injured.

Originally Posted by wiganste

I'm so pleased we managed to nick Arsenal's club doctor.

I bet he's wondering what the £#%&! is going on

Starts next month I think.

It's like science but with sports!

They can £#%&! right off with their sport's science. Not real scientists.

Reports Onanana is out too fwiw

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Reports Onanana is out too fwiw

won't go down well in africa.

Originally Posted by jem

won't go down well in africa.

Could always bring bring de hair for a few games

Our luck is terrible at the moment

Originally Posted by jem

won't go down well in africa.

Wont be going down well anywhere, think it’s his knee that hurts.

The funniest one is dropping 60-70 million on an injured player .

Don’t get me wrong I can’t wait to see hojlund and I do believe he will be a top player. But it’s rare to sign players that are already injured. Hope it’s nothing reoccurring

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

The funniest one is dropping 60-70 million on an injured player .

Don’t get me wrong I can’t wait to see hojlund and I do believe he will be a top player. But it’s rare to sign players that are already injured. Hope it’s nothing reoccurring

He's not injured though. They are being ultra-cautious because if he'd played he might have got injured.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

The funniest one is dropping 60-70 million on an injured player .

Don’t get me wrong I can’t wait to see hojlund and I do believe he will be a top player. But it’s rare to sign players that are already injured. Hope it’s nothing reoccurring

Says he’s back.

What’s this unknown? Malacia been out for ages how can they not know what’s wrong with him?

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

What’s this unknown? Malacia been out for ages how can they not know what’s wrong with him?

we seem to be the only team that suffer from these mysterious injuries that last for months on end.

Aside from serious ligament damage and breaking bones what the hell is happening to these players that they're out for 4 months ffs.

maybe it's the after effects of last season and all the games we had to play who knows

Originally Posted by believe

Says he’s back.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

What’s this unknown? Malacia been out for ages how can they not know what’s wrong with him?

No one's asked him yet