How many out of the current squad do you actually like ?

As players or people?

I reckon they are all alright on their own away from Newspaper %@#$&!s.

Originally Posted by reem

I liked VDS.

Giggs and Scholes get a pass.

Lot of time for Berbatov.

Evra's daft as a brush.

The rest are either invisible or a bunch of @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Agent Dale Cooper

I hate all of them. Except for Scholesy.

that's more like it.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Erm, ok. Carrick seems OK, in a bland gormless way. Imagine he'd be inoffensive company for a coupla quiet Sunday pints

He'd just sit back in his chair and not bother going forward to the bar to buy a round.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You know how old I am.





Complete @#%&!s the pair of them.

I still remember David playing LB up against Kanchelskis, probbly not cooled down yet from that roasting. Was supposed to be the better of the two as a kid.

Originally Posted by dunk

As players or people?

As workmates.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

You know how old I am.

Playing under 10's with a Brightwell makes you at least 40.

You looks good on it tbf.

Originally Posted by Agent Dale Cooper

He'd just sit back in his chair and not bother going forward to the bar to buy a round.

It's alright, I'd get Pip Jones along for that, he'd be up and back all day long.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Of the current squad, probably only valencia, welbeck, morrison, pea and linders.

Forgot all about Pea ..love Pea

Originally Posted by Crumps

Playing under 10's with a Brightwell makes you at least 40.

You looks good on it tbf.

It was when we were both around 13/14 I'd say, in a sunday football league, he used to play striker.

Pipped him to the award by a few goals.

Laughed at him years later trying to re-build his £#%&!ed knee from some woods as he was on a training run and I was sniffing glue and doing buckets...

Last laugh reds.

His knee never got better...

Originally Posted by Fountz

Forgot all about Pea ..love Pea

Yeah, same here. I forgot to mention Valencia too.

Are we going to name a likeable 11 at any point?

It's for some questioning of my existence I have planned.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It was when we were both around 13/14 I'd say, in a sunday football league, he used to play striker.

Pipped him to the award by a few goals.

Laughed at him years later trying to re-build his £#%&!ed knee from some woods as he was on a training run and I was sniffing glue and doing buckets...

Last laugh reds.

His knee never got better...

From what I heard it was unlikely to, in the pub every night. Remember walking round a park with a mate and seeing him training and singing "What's it like to see a crowd" at him. He didn't find it funny.

Didn't know you were from round Cong?

Originally Posted by signed dc

My favourite has got to be Rio, he's hilarious, the joker in the pack. It'd be brilliant having him as a mate wouldn't it? Non stop banter, merking and other kinds of capers

Imagine going for a pint with him and Piers Morgan? The bantz would be off the chain...


'lol, you #egg' etc etc

Wellers is my fave! I hate anyone saying anything bad about him. But now that everyone loves him I'm going to show the love for some other under-rated player. Haven't decided who yet.

Originally Posted by armchair

Wellers is my fave! I hate anyone saying anything bad about him. But now that everyone loves him I'm going to show the love for some other under-rated player. Haven't decided who yet.

Jonny Evans. Go on, I dare you.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Jonny Evans. Go on, I dare you.

me no liek

I'd allow Van Der Sar (rip) to have coffee and cookies with me. Evra too. Maybe Valencia if he weren't such a miserable old @#%&!. Apart from them the rest can £#%&! off and die.

Fergie, Giggs, Scholes...probably Welbeck, Rafael and Pea from the newer lads. Vidic too, as he once thanked me for my support

tbh, they could all be complete @#%&!s and I wouldn't care as long as they did the business on the pitch. ffs, I just want to watch some talented @#%&!s play good, attacking football for my club on the weekend, but that's obviously asking too much of the current owners Most of the time, the football's garbage and has been for a few years now.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Jones

Smalling, Jones, Carrick lately, Nani half the time, Wellbeck.

Scholes and Giggs based on the past. Infact I prefer to think they've already retired (again) so they don't sully their reputation.