Ronaldo to return to United ?

I £#%&!ing love jose mourinho.

He won't end up at United though. By the time his signature comes up for grabs we'll be pushed away from the negotiating table by some club with actual money like the runt puppy being pushed off it's mother's tit.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I £#%&!ing love jose mourinho.

He won't end up at United though. By the time his signature comes up for grabs we'll be pushed away from the negotiating table by some club with actual money like the runt puppy being pushed off it's mother's tit.

i get the feeling he wants to come to utd though

would sack fergie today if it meant getting jose tomorrow

Originally Posted by Ginners

i get the feeling he wants to come to utd though

would sack fergie today if it meant getting jose tomorrow

I'm looking forward to seeing Jose in charge (if it happens), he £#%&!ing hates Liverpool and he'll no doubt get stuck into those @#%&!s on a regular basis

He obviously wants the job, just interested to see who he brings in as his Number 2 can see maybe Ole being appointed No 2.

Originally Posted by Ginners

i get the feeling he wants to come to utd though

would sack fergie today if it meant getting jose tomorrow

Should be done with dignity though. Perhaps Gill inviting a bemused Ferie onto the pitch before kick off and asking him to introduce Mourie as his replacement to the club. And then giving Ferie a framed picture of himself and a box of Celebrations before asking security to escort him off the premises.

Originally Posted by Pop

Should be done with dignity though. Perhaps Gill inviting a bemused Ferie onto the pitch before kick off and asking him to introduce Mourie as his replacement to the club. And then giving Ferie a framed picture of himself and a box of Celebrations before asking security to escort him off the premises.

that would be ideal, the ways its going at the moment fergie will end up being wheeled out to a hostile crowd as he drunkenly apologises for getting us relegated before gill anounces davids moyes as our new manager

Originally Posted by Ginners

that would be ideal, the ways its going at the moment fergie will end up being wheeled out to a hostile crowd as he drunkenly apologises for getting us relegated before gill anounces davids moyes as our new manager

that's who we'll end up with. the ginger gollum from goodison.

Once Jose takes a look at our £#%&!ing "war chest" he'll be out of those negotiations like was up the touchline against porto.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that's who we'll end up with. the ginger gollum from goodison.

Once Jose takes a look at our £#%&!ing "war chest" he'll be out of those negotiations like was up the touchline against porto.

can you actually imagine if we got moyes. £#%&!ing hell.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

I go to Madrid quite regularly & a couple of Real fans I know reckon "he doesn't turn up for the Big games" ...sadly for them the only 'big games' they get to play are against Barcelona & tbf not many opposition players turn up against them.

He's been really poor against Barca. Given, as you say, they hammer the rest of the teams in Spain with ease, those are the games your £90m player will tend to be judged on most.

He's apparently seeing his arse over it big time at the moment.

Originally Posted by Ginners

can you actually imagine if we got moyes. £#%&!ing hell.

Good thing is though that we'll only have to put up with our managers for, at most, six months before they are sacked & replaced.

Rinse and repeat.

Originally Posted by Pop

Good thing is though that we'll only have to put up with our managers for, at most, six months before they lose their hair and have a nervous breakdown.

Corrected.

Absolute masterstroke having 'SIR ALEX FERGUSON' in big red letters facing the dugout.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

He's been really poor against Barca. Given, as you say, they hammer the rest of the teams in Spain with ease, those are the games your £90m player will tend to be judged on most.

He's apparently seeing his arse over it big time at the moment.

They were booing him on Saturday as well :shakehead:

Hope Barca clean up again this year, just can't stand Madrid.

Originally Posted by Ginners

can you actually imagine if we got moyes. £#%&!ing hell.

Phil Neville back as player/coach, and a specialist right-back in Tony Hibbert. Every cloud...

Originally Posted by Agent Dale Cooper

Phil Neville back as player/coach, and a specialist right-back in Tony Hibbert. Every cloud...

the dream team. the championship wont know whats hit them

Originally Posted by Zorg

Corrected.

Absolute masterstroke having 'SIR ALEX FERGUSON' in big red letters facing the dugout.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Corrected.

Absolute masterstroke having 'SIR ALEX FERGUSON' in big red letters facing the dugout.

Anyone who's intimidated by some big letters, probably isn't the right man for the job anyway tbh.

Originally Posted by Fountz

..article about how Spain's Tax Loopholes are be closed meaning that some of the financial clout Real Madrid and Barcelona currently enjoy could also disappear.

There's also an interesting article about how United are £#%&!ed with debt meaning some of the financial clout we USED TO enjoy HAS disappeared.

HTH

If he comes back, does it mean Sneijder will have to give up the number 7 shirt?

Ronaldo has been targeted by large sections of the Bernabeu crowd

Originally Posted by Zorg

112 goals in 114 appearances. What a bunch of absolute #@&%!s.

£#%&!ing hell rodders.

ps: i've got some magic beans for sale. pm for further info...

Originally Posted by Zorg

Corrected.

Absolute masterstroke having 'SIR ALEX FERGUSON' in big red letters facing the dugout.

Shirely the new manager can simply sit with his back to them throughout the matches?