Zlatan facts.

When Zlatan was born he drove his Mother home from the hospital.

When Zlatan does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, he's posting pictures of the humanity of it all.

Originally Posted by believe

When Zlatan does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, he's posting pictures of the humanity of it all.

Originally Posted by believe

When Zlatan does press ups he isn't pushing himself up, he's posting pictures of the humanity of it all.

he can't do push ups because he's got a massive conk

Carrington is travelling to Zlatan tomorrow for a medical.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 34 (thirty four) years old.

Originally Posted by Dave

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 34 (thirty four) years old.

Wish I was, pal.

Zlatan gets you a record breaking 366 points at scrabble.

Also, big hooter = he's got a big shooter.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has tradmemarked the name 'Zlatan' in Sweden

Originally Posted by Dave

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 34 (thirty four) years old.

Dave is a bloo @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Dave

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 34 (thirty four) years old.

And WILL score 34 goals for us next season.

Zlatan is just one player who has made Joe Hart look like a @#%&! in net

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Wish I was, pal.

So your around to witness the right wing totalitarian dictatorship destroy our country? Your type mms.

Originally Posted by Dave

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 34 (thirty four) years old.

Have a shave Dave.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Zlatan is just one player who has made Joe Hart look like a c*** in net

One of many.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Zlatan is just one player who has made Joe Hart look like a @#%&! in net

Not exactly an exclusive list that, is it?

There is no chin behind zlatan's goatee.
There's only another fist.

He has won more silverware (27) than Manchester City FC (26)

Originally Posted by Pop

He has won more silverware (27) than Manchester City FC (26)

Originally Posted by Dave

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 34 (thirty four) years old.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic sees "Pep" for the scrawny little coward he is

When Zlatan signed the contract he did it with his feet.