I hate Antonio Valencia

I was watching Ecuador last night and I came to the realization that Tony V is the king of all shit @#%&!s.

The fraud of all frauds the most one footed player I have ever seen.

I knew the demise for united had taken on new formats of "value" when we made him our number 7 (the coward shit it) other than being able to run in a straight line then hit the ball as hard as humanly possible with no focus or skill across the box he is £#%&!ing useless.

Add to that he cannot defend to save his life I hope Mou kicks the £#%&!ing one footed peanut headed @#%&! out of the club asap.

21 goals in 248 appearances

Originally Posted by plopborsky

I was watching Ecuador last night and I came to the realization that Tony V is the king of all shit c***s.

The fraud of all frauds the most one footed player I have ever seen.

I knew the demise for united had taken on new formats of "value" when we made him our number 7 (the coward shit it) other than being able to run in a straight line then hit the ball as hard as humanly possible with no focus or skill across the box he is £#%&!ing useless.

Add to that he cannot defend to save his life I hope Mou kicks the £#%&!ing one footed peanut headed c*** out of the club asap.

21 goals in 248 appearances

I despised him in his latter days on the wing, has been ok for us at RB.

Still top 3 for me in terms of "needs to be binned asap"

If we bin him, young and fellaini, i wouldnt care what else we do this summer

Almost all those goals in his first couple of seasons too... he was always limited, but there was a time he wasn't totally £#%&!ing useless. Not lately though.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Almost all those goals in his first couple of seasons too... he was always limited, but there was a time he wasn't totally £#%&!ing useless. Not lately though.

Having your shin snapped in half can do that to a player. Never the same after.

I was a big fan before the leg break.

I'm still a little fond now tbh

Originally Posted by saffers

Still top 3 for me in terms of "needs to be binned asap"

If we bin him, young and fellaini, i wouldnt care what else we do this summer

I don't mind young that's not to say he is fantastic but if I had to kill two out of those 3 young would make it out safely.

Originally Posted by jem

he would shrug it off and keep going.




very poor thread.

To match the quality of the player

That one time he played midfield actually looked vaguely promising.

The amount of times I've literally cringed when he's had to change the natural course of whatever run he's making at the time, just to make sure he doesn't have use his left foot. It's embarrassing to watch and despite the fact that he's a quick bugger and a beast of a specimen, he'll never be a truly world class player (the only sort we need around our first 11) and he clearly hasn't got the character to truly believe that he ever was or will be one. Out. Out. OUT.

Originally Posted by MonkeyOnMyBack

Having your shin snapped in half can do that to a player. Never the same after.

shit excuse tbh - that was in 2010. first two seasons 10 goals 69 games

his left leg was for standing on before. He did the same shitty trick of running stopping then running again before and after. I get him wanting to shit it from a 50/50 but I have not seen that.

He is functional at best.

Originally Posted by andyroo

That one time he played midfield actually looked vaguely promising.

risiculous. absolutely risiculous.




p.s.

Thought his form has improved recently....

Played well at right back and always links well with Rooney..

Would currently keep, would also replace if need be.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Thought his form has improved recently....

Played well at right back and always links well with Rooney..

Would currently keep, would also replace if need be.

An absolute fraud of a footballer.

I have never seen such a @#%&! of a winger in my whole life. He very rarely attacks the full back in a 1 on 1 situation. He will invariably choose the safe option by rolling the ball sideways or backwards. When he does actually beat the last man he has nothing in his repertoire other than smash the ball low and hard.

He frustrates the life out of me. I would pay the @#%&!s contract up and get him out of the club.

Originally Posted by Marlon Van Baron

An absolute fraud of a footballer.

I have never seen such a @#%&! of a winger in my whole life. He very rarely attacks the full back in a 1 on 1 situation. He will invariably choose the safe option by rolling the ball sideways or backwards. When he does actually beat the last man he has nothing in his repertoire other than smash the ball low and hard.

He frustrates the life out of me. I would pay the @#%&!s contract up and get him out of the club.

I can't stand him either. The glaring holes in his game are just comical. Imagine Big Ron or Tommy Doc playing a winger who can't beat a man, cross the ball or score goals. Forget Best, he makes Coppell or Jesper Olsen look like Johan £#%&!ing Cruyff

Originally Posted by plopborsky

shit excuse tbh - that was in 2010. first two seasons 10 goals 69 games

his left leg was for standing on before. He did the same shitty trick of running stopping then running again before and after. I get him wanting to shit it from a 50/50 but I have not seen that.

He is functional at best.

Before the injury he'd take on the man and get a cross in.

After the injury - back pass or sideways.

Originally Posted by Marlon Van Baron

An absolute fraud of a footballer.

I have never seen such a @#%&! of a winger in my whole life. He very rarely attacks the full back in a 1 on 1 situation. He will invariably choose the safe option by rolling the ball sideways or backwards. When he does actually beat the last man he has nothing in his repertoire other than smash the ball low and hard.

He frustrates the life out of me. I would pay the @#%&!s contract up and get him out of the club.

Originally Posted by MonkeyOnMyBack

Before the injury he'd take on the man and get a cross in.

After the injury - back pass or sideways.

so what you are saying is for 6 years he has been a shit @#%&!. Ok I agree.

Originally Posted by MonkeyOnMyBack

Before the injury he'd take on the man and get a cross in.

After the injury - back pass or sideways.

Not even that. He doesn't pass back that much - thankfully after that tragic effort v Arsenal - what he does is just grind to a £#%&!ing halt flicking his foot at the ball while the opposition flood the box. THEN he tries to start running again. £#%&! it's annoying.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

so what you are saying is for 6 years he has been a shit @#%&!. Ok I agree.

Pretty much.