Chelsea Headhunters..

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

Too old for the army

Too fat to skip


Faaaccck iiit I'll go down da chewlsea and act the big man

I just think 'frain' is the biggest con going, how can he's from here ffs...hardly a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakin geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer posh boy

Originally Posted by beansy

took on the Nawty Faulty Towers all by my lonesome. Ended up driving a 9-iron off Mark Chesters face with a golf tee in his mouth.

Did some seriously nasty kung-fu shit on the rest of them. Ended up setting fire to a toilet in Greys Corner, after I'd just wrote M.U.F.C...ok in my own shit on the mirror.

Top day.

Originally Posted by beansy

took on the Nawty Faulty Towers all by my lonesome. Ended up driving a 9-iron off Mark Chesters face with a golf tee in his mouth.

Did some seriously nasty kung-fu shit on the rest of them. Ended up setting fire to a toilet in Greys Corner, after I'd just wrote M.U.F.C...ok in my own shit on the mirror.

Top day.

As in 'Tony the axeman' you are a mans man beans...always had u as a bit of an essex puff...sorry

Originally Posted by Hopskipjump

oh and Gary Oldmans 'The Firm' was the best ......'yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'

In his little bedroom at his mum's house beating the £#%&! out of the pillow.

Originally Posted by Neo

In his little bedroom at his mum's house beating the £#%&! out of the pillow.

who beansy

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

who beansy

Originally Posted by Neo

In his little bedroom at his mum's house beating the £#%&! out of the pillow.

that bbc film made him.... and so many faces in that, phil mitchell, jim mcdonald, the lad from grange hill with a girls name who got slashed....ouch... when u think oldman went on from that to marrying Uma Thurman

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

who beansy

arf!

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

who beansy

I'll £#%&!ing put one of you sonny. Bosh, how'sat?!

Originally Posted by beansy

I'll £#%&!ing put one of you sonny. Bosh, how'sat?!

you meant on right

Originally Posted by Neo

In his little bedroom at his mum's house beating the £#%&! out of the pillow.

Just for you Neo...and Beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXLuaKgHV2U

"Hoboooooo!"

Originally Posted by Hopskipjump

you been to stoke?

Worked there as a steward for 3 seasons, either in the Boothen or as part of a Snatch Squad (sounds better than it was - usually meant standing by the away fans and drinking my own body weight in coffee in between making trips to the bookies to piss my wages away on stupid bets).

But the Stoke lot behaved inside the ground, it was outside/away that they were nasty @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Worked there as a steward for 3 seasons, either in the Boothen or as part of a Snatch Squad (sounds better than it was - usually meant standing by the away fans and drinking my own body weight in coffee in between making trips to the bookies to piss my wages away on stupid bets).

to be fair I wish peter coates was our owner, no £#%&!IN DEBTS!


Have you heard of 'Big Bird'?..

Originally Posted by Hopskipjump

to be fair I wish peter coates was our owner, no £#%&!IN DEBTS!


Have you heard of 'Big Bird'?..

Yep - posts on the sanctuary.

Originally Posted by beansy

Yep - posts on the sanctuary.

..doubt it's the stoke lass.... she's alright......£#%&! sake she could batter most blokes

go on scar....

http://nominated.homestead.com/

http://loyalengland.homestead.com

Wonder if weeman posts on there.

In their "manor" of London's trendy King's Road they would administer the notorious "Chelsea Smile" - so-called because victims' faces would be SLICED from the edges of the mouth to the ears.

To hurt or even kill the victim, he or SHE would then be STABBED in the stomach so the face would RIP when they screamed.

Originally Posted by beansy

I'll £#%&!ing put one of you sonny. Bosh, how'sat?!

Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.