Rooney Watch 2017/18

Originally Posted by Red Al

Moyes should be paying that

The @#%&!

He can probably afford it these days, too. Don't let anybody tell you that failure never gets rewarded

Originally Posted by sub three hours

I don't begrudge him enjoying his last few years in the sunshine

He's only 32.

He'll do a Gerrard and sack the yanks off after a year as well.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

He's only 32.

He'll do a Gerrard and sack the yanks off after a year as well.

When they’ve run rings around him.

Just retire...

Originally Posted by utd99

When they’ve run rings around him.

Just retire...

He has an agent to support.

Isn’t the MLS just full of hard running athletes? Can’t see him lasting more than a month.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Isn’t the MLS just full of hard running athletes? Can’t see him lasting more than a month.

Good point actually, a lot of people still seem to think the US scene is like when Best et al saw out their careers there.

Slippy G admitted as much when he was there, couldn't hack it, the slope headed crinkly faced cuckolded £#%&!ing scouse bastard.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Good point actually, a lot of people still seem to think the US scene is like when Best et al saw out their careers there.

Have you watched it? It's still shit.

But it's a fast game to be fair, far too fast for Rooney.

Coleen's end game is almost there too. Wonder how much she'll rinse him for once he retires.

Ibrahimovic is doing ok there tbf, so not sure why Rooney will struggle

Originally Posted by Ethers

Ibrahimovic is doing ok there tbf, so not sure why Rooney will struggle

Erm because Ibra looks after his body and is probably a lot fitter?

Originally Posted by Ethers

Ibrahimovic is doing ok there tbf, so not sure why Rooney will struggle

Double figures in the prem, a hatrick game....

Unsure what sort of league some people think the MLS is...

He was still at the very top of the squad in fitness tests when he was here..

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Erm because Ibra looks after his body and is probably a lot fitter?

That’s weird, because he looked like an utter mess in every single game he played for us this season, while Rooney has tucked away a hatful of goals for a horrific Everton side

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Coleen's end game is almost there too. Wonder how much she'll rinse him for once he retires.

Half or 50%

Originally Posted by Ethers

Ibrahimovic is doing ok there tbf, so not sure why Rooney will struggle

http://www.espn.com/soccer/report?gameId=502638

Reckon he’ll score lots of offensive goal shots imo

Originally Posted by Ethers

That’s weird, because he looked like an utter mess in every single game he played for us this season, while Rooney has tucked away a hatful of goals for a horrific Everton side

In fairness, Zlatan had come back from a serious injury, which should have put him.out for longer than it did. So not the fairest of comparisons.

Originally Posted by Coracao

In fairness, Zlatan had come back from a serious injury, which should have put him.out for longer than it did. So not the fairest of comparisons.

Fair point, but he went from looking utterly off the pace in the PL to making his debut in the MLS, scoring 2 goals and looking very comfortable in a fairly short space of time.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Fair point, but he went from looking utterly off the pace in the PL to making his debut in the MLS, scoring 2 goals and looking very comfortable in a fairly short space of time.

A good 3 months after his last game for United.

Originally Posted by Coracao

A good 3 months after his last game for United.

Didn’t realise it was that long tbf.

You’d have to think if his fitness had been looking better he’d have at least made a few minutes off the bench in that time though.