OFFICIAL: Newcastle United v Manchester United|Sunday 11th February 2018|14.15|Premier League|Sky Sp

Originally Posted by Ranier Wolfcastle

Europa league and league cup being lauded on a United forum. It's like some sort of parody.

Even Houllier was more successful

Yet again, its more than our supposed "saviour" Pochettino has won thus far.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

He says we were shit, you said we weren't because we finished 2nd...

So then why are you complaining about being 2nd now?
Can't switch the goalposts to suit your argument

Sorry pal. It was a joke about how Irish people pronounce "third".

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Yet again, its more than our supposed "saviour" Pochettino has won thus far.

Who said Pochettino was our saviour? You used quotes so I’m assuming that people are actually saying that and not simply that Spurs are currently better than us and you making the rest up, correct?

Originally Posted by andyroo

Sorry pal. It was a joke about how Irish people pronounce "third".

Originally Posted by dunk

He bought players he decided/knew could play the football he wanted, the rest, the ones you decided aren't that special etc. he coached improvement out of.

Coaching improvements out of? I think it’s his doctors that get the improvements. The likes of Kyle walker runs up and down the wing like a mad man. Never stops. He’s as average a fullback as they come. The speed and movement is ridiculous. Reminds me of arsenal and juventus on creatine back in the late 90s.

Van gaal couldn’t manage it in 2 years. Guardiola took a month.

Originally Posted by 20 times

Utter rubbish. We were turd for 3 seasons from 03-04

Was a reflection of the manager imo.

Originally Posted by Ethers

It’s almost like the game might have moved on since the mid 90s I guess.

Huge if true

Well, they play no fewer games really, so where has the time and opportunity for coaching come from?

Originally Posted by andyroo

Sorry pal. It was a joke about how Irish people pronounce "third".

Oh...
OK...

Suffice to say, I don't pronounce it like that, hence me not getting the joke

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

Coaching improvements out of? I think it’s his doctors that get the improvements. The likes of Kyle walker runs up and down the wing like a mad man. Never stops. He’s as average a fullback as they come. The speed and movement is ridiculous. Reminds me of arsenal and juventus on creatine back in the late 90s.

Van gaal couldn’t manage it in 2 years. Guardiola took a month.

He’s always played that way tbf. His execution was questionable, but never his work rate. Probably why Guardiola paid three times what he’s worth.

When Juve were on Creatine, and they were on much more than that, they were too good and powerful for Utd one year and then the next year Utd came back and bullied them.

Would be very surprised if most of the top teams do not have some form of team program in place.

Nobody will ever convince me that this City team aren't on something. I'm sorry but even a cursory glance over Guardiola's history with this sort of shit would suggest the likelihood of there being some sort of performance enhancing doping going on is very high.

I don't care if it sounds bitter or small time. Nobody will ever convince me Barcelona weren't doped up to the eye balls in the late 2000s either.

There's improvement and then there's just £#%&!ing freakish leaps that defy logic. I wouldn't be surprised if Leicester were on something a couple of seasons ago either.

I have no doubt at the top level it is a known practice across the board. So many games are played, at such high intensity...the recovery times are insane. Not to mention how much is at stake given the money fueled into the top level.

These drugs must be supplied by the illuminati on the proviso they sacrifice young children that’ll be why they spent all that money on the youth system.

Give the special serum to utterly average players and all of a sudden they can play sublime football

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Nobody will ever convince me that this City team aren't on something. I'm sorry but even a cursory glance over Guardiola's history with this sort of shit would suggest the likelihood of there being some sort of performance enhancing doping going on is very high.

I don't care if it sounds bitter or small time. Nobody will ever convince me Barcelona weren't doped up to the eye balls in the late 2000s either.

There's improvement and then there's just £#%&!ing freakish leaps that defy logic. I wouldn't be surprised if Leicester were on something a couple of seasons ago either.

Eddie Bravo is that you?

where can we get some of these drugs? now imagining ed hanging around street corners trying to catch the eye of every kid in a hoodie on a bike.

Why don't we £#%&!ing take some then??

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Why don't we £#%&!ing take some then??

They're illegal, and would you trust our shower of braindead @#%&!s not to get caught? Didn't think so.

Originally Posted by andyroo

They're illegal, and would you trust our shower of braindead c***s not to get caught? Didn't think so.

"Not while the corner is actually coming in, Phil!"

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Why don't we £#%&!ing take some then??

Lingard’ll probably put it on instagram. Dancing with a tube hanging out his arm.

Don’t think there’s a better player running with the ball at pace than Neymar, can go either at will and is deceptively rapid

Originally Posted by Tronics

Don’t think there’s a better player running with the ball at pace than Neymar, can go either at will and is deceptively rapid

Messi?

Originally Posted by Tronics

Don’t think there’s a better player running with the ball at pace than Neymar, can go either at will and is deceptively rapid

Martial’s up there.

Oh sorry, I misread. I thought you said no one better at running into people.