Fulham wumming the scousers

From their programme on Sunday, about Roy Hodgson

‘He was given a frosty reception on his subsequent appointment at Liverpool, with fans being unmoved by his success with smaller provincial clubs like Inter Milan.'

‘Realising that Roy was not going to win the league immediately and angered by his failure to buy the world’s best players, who would obviously jump at the chance to sign for the team that had dominated Europe a mere three decades earlier, fans quickly lost patience.

‘Demonstrating the cool-headed pragmatism that has endeared them to the footballing public, the Liverpool faithful demanded Roy’s replacement be an exciting young manager befitting the club’s stature.

‘Setting the time circuits to 1991, the club’s executives piled into the waiting DeLorean and floored it to ’88, returning with a fresh-faced and energetic Kenny Dalglish, ready to usher in a new era of dominance spearheaded by future club legend Andy Carroll, a shrewd purchase at just £35m.

‘Unfortunately, however, Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney recovered the time machine, went back to 1991, stole the Sports Almanac and brutally laid out Jan Molby at the ‘Enchantment Under the Sea’ dance.

‘This left the club with no option but to drag present day Kenny out of the pub and into the dugout, skewing the timeline and culminating in an underwhelming eighth-place finish and Kenny’s departure (again).’

Demonstrating the cool-headed pragmatism that has endeared them to the footballing public

There's no way they put that in the official programme you ninny.

Lovely

absolutely brutal, yet beautiful in its execution

Originally Posted by Cream

There's no way they put that in the official programme you ninny.

Looks that way . From RI

I’m sceptical. I want it to be true but I doubt that would make an official programme. Unless they have a similar ‘irreverent’ feature each week.

Edit: £#%&!ing marvellous. Well done Fulham

Sweet

The best thing about things like this is the liverpool reaction.

'not funny' followed by a genuine disbelief that they are not loved dearly by non lfc support.

superb stuff

Nope. Not having it.

Thankfully Liverpool fans are well known for their sense of humour and ability to laugh at themselves.

That's probably the best thing I've ever seen.

Originally Posted by Zorg

That's probably the best thing I've ever seen.

sure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6Uy-95U0g

Originally Posted by redhegemony

sure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6Uy-95U0g

It's in a section called 'The List' in which they muse over people who may have been better not leaving the club.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...wipes-15923069

fantastic

Originally Posted by Zorg

That's probably the best thing I've ever seen.

Sure?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=esYQGZuOJMo

Originally Posted by windy waffles

It's in a section called 'The List' in which they muse over people who may have been better not leaving the club.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...wipes-15923069

3 hours ago
We8ISL4M
Hahahaha, a nobody club who spent over £100m and are so terrible, they're heading straight back down! I bet Jurgen's dropping a big old turd in his underpants as we speak!! "Who the f&#cking hell are you?!...." Pathetic little nobs!!

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