Newcastle United - Warchest opened

Bids submitted for Alexandre Lacazette, Andros Townsend and Jim-Jo Shelvey.

Could be the moves that spark the window into life.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Bids submitted for Alexandre Lacazette, Andros Townsend and Jim-Jo Shelvey.

Could be the moves that spark the window into life.

Sounds it.

Townsend and Shelvey. The league will be doomed.

La cazette would be a good signing for any of the top tier clubs but can't see him settling up there.

https://twitter.com/garyjacob/status/686477430777864192

Is France a never ending maze for Newcastle's scouts that they can never escape from?

Lacazette doesn't appear to be in any where near the same form as last year by the looks of it although I'm sure plenty will throw the idea that we're not in for him as being an end of days scenario.

Townsend

Rewind two years and the media would have you believe he's worth £50m

Accepting the World Cup pundit job was

When are Newcastle going to stop spending money on French players it's not working you thick @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Vedder

When are Newcastle going to stop spending money on French players it's not working you thick c***s.

It never has

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

https://twitter.com/garyjacob/status/686477430777864192

Henri Saivet was a wonderkid on Football Manager about 10 years ago, you'd think Obertan and Ben Arfa would have turned them off former french under 21 wingers.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

It never has

Stephan Guivarche?

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

https://twitter.com/garyjacob/status/686477430777864192

he's the new thierry henry. or is he the old new thierry henry? I forget.

Didn't Fergie want that Saivet when he was about 15?

Originally Posted by dunk

Didn't Fergie want that Saivet when he was about 15?

Frenchy Adu

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Stephan Guivarche?

Otherwise known as "worst WC medal winner ever"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35409021

Newcastle have agreed a fee, believed to be about £12m, to sign Tottenham's England winger Andros Townsend.

£#%&! Poch, United need to poach Levy, the man's an absolute beast

Originally Posted by Baron

£#%&! Poch, United need to poach Levy, the man's an absolute beast

isnt he part of the ownership team?

They'd have been better off with Andy Townsend

Townsend is a decent player imo. English and give's balance on the left.