*Official* City v United Match Thread. Teams & Who knows what to expect? oh Right, us..

Originally Posted by tatty

At least 4 of those would walk in to our team.

Tevez?

The others are pretty shite tbf.

Originally Posted by believe

what's this astonishing team news they are all going mental for here?

Giggs and Scholes aren't starting. As good as it £#%&!ing gets imo

Originally Posted by tatty

At least 4 of those would walk in to our team.

Tevez would probably get in a front 3 with Rooney & Van Persie.
The rest would get nowhere near our side.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

was out in reading last night in a pub when the live band was playing someone runs up grabs the mic off the singer and shouts "£#%&! OFF CITY, UNITED TOP OF THE LEAGUE!"

City have become everything they hated about us x 100. Stupid £#%&!ing tache @#%&!s.

Going to roll a big joint in honour of RVP and drink some coffee. Oh Silva is fit

How many times will the camera's focus on Aguero, with Tyler talking about 'that goal he scored last May'?

Same circumstances with Balotelli, instead talking about OT last year, bound to happen at least 100000000000000 times today!

Tyler is an absoulte Jizzstain, no doubt sky will pair him with Niall Quinn and we'll have to listen to the pair of them giving each other Dutch Rudders for 90 minutes!

Originally Posted by tetrisblock

How many times will the camera's focus on Aguero, with Tyler talking about 'that goal he scored last May'?

Same circumstances with Balotelli, instead talking about OT last year, bound to happen at least 100000000000000 times today!

Nev on commentary

please don't tell me quinn is £#%&!ing co commentating again ffs.

Niall Quinn on commentary... Chin the @#%&! Gary... FFS

Originally Posted by History

Nev on commentary

Thank God, see above edit!

Is it Quinn? I was only speculating, £#%&!ing joke if so!

4-4-2

Originally Posted by believe

4-4-2

As if.

Rooney in Midfield.

Originally Posted by tetrisblock

How many times will the camera's focus on Aguero, with Tyler talking about 'that goal he scored last May'?

Same circumstances with Balotelli, instead talking about OT last year, bound to happen at least 100000000000000 times today!

Tyler is an absoulte Jizzstain, no doubt sky will pair him with Niall Quinn and we'll have to listen to the pair of them giving each other Dutch Rudders for 90 minutes!

Oh goody Quinn

Fancied us all week, reckon it's gonna be a damp squib of a draw now. Fergie will be delighted

Originally Posted by djsst

Got history dealing with weird cults has Cruisers

Jay ‏@Jay_in_Essex
Tom Cruise has just been interviewed by Geoff Shreeves pitchside: "Tom, your wife has left you Tom, you do know that don't you?"

Originally Posted by Jethro

Got history dealing with weird cults has Cruisers

typo?