*Official* City v United Match Thread. Teams & Who knows what to expect? oh Right, us..

Originally Posted by saffers

Team news, good lord

Lindegaard

Smalling
Evans
Rio
Evra

Young
Scholes
Carrick
Giggs

Rooney
RvP

Even I dropped to Doomlordery level 2 when I read that

Originally Posted by Sloppy

De Gea, Rafael, Evra, Ferdinand, Evans, Valencia, Rooney, Carrick, Young, RVP, Cleverley

was out in reading last night in a pub when the live band was playing someone runs up grabs the mic off the singer and shouts "£#%&! OFF CITY, UNITED TOP OF THE LEAGUE!"

Good team

Only changes I would make would be Fletch for Young to pack out the midfield a lil' and plus Young generally never turns up against the big boys

Smalling alongside Rio would have been better too, but I guess they're both much of a muchness at the mo

Bench: Johnstone, Jones, Giggs, Smalling, Hernandez, Welbeck, Scholes

Originally Posted by Wez

Bench: Johnstone, Jones, Giggs, Smalling, Hernandez, Welbeck, Scholes

Lindegaard injured or dropped? Who cares I suppose

Originally Posted by Wez

Bench: Johnstone, Jones, Giggs, Smalling, Hernandez, Welbeck, Scholes

£#%&! off Linda.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

£#%&! off Linda.

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Betfair punters have puched us out towards 3-1 after seeing the team - we'd have been 8s if Giggs and Scholes had appeared.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

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Gag

Originally Posted by Sloppy

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Originally Posted by Sloppy

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Originally Posted by Sloppy

Man City XI v United: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany (c), Nastasic, Clichy, Yaya Toure, Barry, Nasri, Silva, Aguero, Balotelli

Bench: Pantilimon, Maicon, Kolo T, Garcia, Tevez, Dzeko, Lescott

Originally Posted by Wez

Bench: Pantilimon, Maicon, Kolo T, Garcia, Tevez, Dzeko, Lescott

At least 4 of those would walk in to our team.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

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The only time half/half is acceptable is when it involves rice and chips.

Good team. COME ON YOU SHIT@#%&!S

what's this astonishing team news they are all going mental for here?

£#%&!ing nervous now... :|