*Official* City v United Match Thread. Teams & Who knows what to expect? oh Right, us..

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

and in case you hadn't noticed we finished with 89 £#%&!ing points last season and lost the title on the last day because QPR gave them two goals

lost the league because we gave everton two goals actually. no way we could have expected qpr to play their hearts out for 90 mins and give us the hope they took away when they £#%&!ing gave up.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

if we'd won the league that would've been a superb return, but because we didn't then everyone says we were shit - that's classic glory-hunter bullshit right there...

if you can't enjoy our attack right now then you are a @#%&!.

when we did win the league it was embarrassing. winning isn't enough. we're not £#%&!ing liverpool.

our attack is a curate's egg. good in highlights. like ibrahimovic.

Originally Posted by jem

lost the league because we gave everton two goals actually. no way we could have expected qpr to play their hearts out for 90 mins and give us the hope they took away when they £#%&!ing gave up.

This

QPR were facing relegation prior to the final game of the season, so to blame them for losing (albeit they acted like @#%&!s in doing so) to the team leading the league is a bit

Shocking defending against Everton and capitulation at Wigan cost us the league last season, nothing QPR did or didn't do

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Great bantz after the match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZos-Ez1SA

Apart from the ulster flag and the guy at the end / filming it...

" just going for a pee "

Originally Posted by The Watcher

magic's problem is that he isn't shameless enough. By all means spend the week predicting an absolute dicking in the derby, call the team a load of shit@#%&!s, accuse the manager of going senile, suggest the club should shut down for it's own good etc etc; but if they actually manage a win in proper 'United' fashion, just ignore it for a while

Spot on.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Apart from the ulster flag and the guy at the end / filming it...

" just going for a pee "