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Unread 07-08-2023, 12:32 PM
dunk
 
Football Expunging of shit@#%&!s…


Getting shut of…

Henderson
Bishop
Maguire
Tuanzebe
Bailly
Laird
Bernard
Telles
The Scottish Player
Fred
Van Der Beek
Iqbal
Savage
Elanga

In one summer is a damn fine effort tbh. A stiff broom that is long overdue.

Just Martial and Williams really left of the absolutely £#%&!ing useless.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 12:51 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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It’s been glorious to watch

Every shit@#%&! has been identified and are slowly and systematically being purged from the club

ETH

All of them being replaced by lads who can actually play football
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 01:13 PM
dunk
 
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Glorious..

Can’t believe I missed de Gea off that list btw

I’m ashamed of myself.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 01:27 PM
jem
 
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Can’t believe I missed de Gea off that list btw

I’m ashamed of myself.
freudian memory repression.

to be fair to the spanish vagrant, unlike everyone else on that list, he's actually had a united career.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 01:43 PM
pedr0
 
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forest have just signed arsenals second choice keeper. wonder if that affects their interest in Henderson?
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 01:47 PM
dunk
 
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Apparently not, they want both.

Issue lies with Hendo’s injury record and not being fit yet, which is probably why they want both.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 01:57 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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https://twitter.com/footballdaily/st...844028416?s=20

Getting shut of…

Henderson
Bishop
Maguire
Tuanzebe
Bailly
Laird
Bernard
Telles
The Scottish Player
Fred
Van Der Beek
Iqbal
Savage
Elanga

In one summer is a damn fine effort tbh. A stiff broom that is long overdue.

Just Martial and Williams really left of the absolutely £#%&!ing useless.
Looks good but the actual list of those actually gone is

De Gea
Bishop
Tuanzebe
Laird
Iqbal
Savage
Elanga

Of which, only 1 was a regular and 1 a regular sub, so no real impact on the squad. As ever, lot of talk around departures but Telles, Fred, Bailly et al, all still hanging around.

Oh, Jones gone as well
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:04 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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Be surprised if we accept the pocket change West Ham offer for Maguire.

Can’t believe we got rid of Laird considering the reviews he was getting off our YouTube scouts.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:18 PM
System Error
 
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Looks good but the actual list of those actually gone is

De Gea
Bishop
Tuanzebe
Laird
Iqbal
Savage
Elanga

Of which, only 1 was a regular and 1 a regular sub, so no real impact on the squad. As ever, lot of talk around departures but Telles, Fred, Bailly et al, all still hanging around.

Oh, Jones gone as well
Telles has left
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:21 PM
dunk
 
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Be surprised if we accept the pocket change West Ham offer for Maguire.

Can’t believe we got rid of Laird considering the reviews he was getting off our YouTube scouts.
I reckon West Ham will end up paying near what we ask for Maguire and McT out of desperation.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:24 PM
jem
 
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I reckon West Ham will end up paying near what we ask for Maguire and McT out of desperation.
I'd like to think that, but is there an available player about whom they haven't enquired?
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:25 PM
Surfers do Charlie
 
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I reckon West Ham will end up paying near what we ask for Maguire and McT out of desperation.
Me too.

They are both Moyes type players and they are getting desperate to sign some players.

A couple of poor results at the start of the season and they will be begging us for the useless pair.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:35 PM
dunk
 
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I'd like to think that, but is there an available player about whom they haven't enquired?
True, can tell Moyes wants these two though. They fit his M.O. perfectly. Big, British, experienced etc.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:44 PM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by dunk
https://twitter.com/footballdaily/st...844028416?s=20

Getting shut of…

Henderson
Bishop
Maguire
Tuanzebe
Bailly
Laird
Bernard
Telles
The Scottish Player
Fred
Van Der Beek
Iqbal
Savage
Elanga

In one summer is a damn fine effort tbh. A stiff broom that is long overdue.

Just Martial and Williams really left of the absolutely £#%&!ing useless.
Interesting they say if Henderson goes, we will bring in another goalkeeper.

I saw on Sky yesterday two unnamed clubs have expressed an interest in Kasper Schmeichel...
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 02:52 PM
dunk
 
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Interesting they say if Henderson goes, we will bring in another goalkeeper.

I saw on Sky yesterday two unnamed clubs have expressed an interest in Kasper Schmeichel...
Also at Nice isn’t he…
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 03:47 PM
windy waffles
 
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Also at Nice isn’t he…
Indeed.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 05:35 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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I reckon West Ham will end up paying near what we ask for Maguire and McT out of desperation.
Hopefully. There must be a reason they’re low balling everyone though. They don’t have all of the Rice money up front.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 05:41 PM
Rorschach
 
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Hopefully. There must be a reason they’re low balling everyone though. They don’t have all of the Rice money up front.
They don’t need the Rice money up front though, that’s not how transfers are accounted for. They’re just looking to minimise the amount of Rice Tax they have to pay on incoming transfers.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 06:12 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Nice list, but we won’t shift that many.

We don’t need to though. If we can ditch Fred, Donny and Maguire, we’ll make £60m and be able to get a couple more in.
 
Unread 07-08-2023, 08:04 PM
Arnold Muhren
 
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