Surely John Terry and Fat Frank must be despised at Chelsea

look at acole. complete @#%&!, but a superb lb at the arse, wonderful going forward - almost as good as patrice, in fact. at chelsea he's clearly been told not to get too far forward and so rarely crosses the halfway line, and certainly never gets ahead of the ball. shevchenko is still a superb player, who would be wonderful in a team like united, but his game is not suited to the kind of battering ram tactics maureen uses. ballack needs the licence to get forward, but can't if lampard is there ahead of him. similar stories with geremi, bridge and gallas.

i'd imagine it will be quite hard for chelsea to sign anyone who knows ballack or shevchenko (i.e. players from the bundesliga or serie a) and can ask them what they think.

"There have been problems at the club and they have to be addressed, simple as that," boomed Lamps to the Sun, prompting the Fiver to wonder to what he was referring: the Cro-magnon route one football Chelsea insist on playing? A wingerless, almost full-backless side that's as narrow and unpleasant as a faulty suppository, ultimately melting under pressure but leaving an awful pain in the hole?





ha ha ha genius.

classsic scapegoating of the highest level and johhny foreigner after all. No backbone spirit blah blah. maybe if Chelsea played better football the better footballers would play.

Originally Posted by borsuk

i'd imagine it will be quite hard for chelsea to sign anyone who knows ballack or shevchenko (i.e. players from the bundesliga or serie a) and can ask them what they think.

No they wont,money talks and those @#%&!s Ballack and Shevcheko deserve all that is coming to them.

Still the ££££££££££££££££££££ will ease the pain i suppose.

I understand the Merseyside police questioned Lampard for the Reina burglary as he was unable to account for his whereabouts when it occurred during the Chelsea v Liverpool match.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I understand the Merseyside police questioned Lampard for the Reina burglary as he was unable to account for his whereabouts when it occurred during the Chelsea v Liverpool match.

Thabnk £#%&! it didnt happen during our match with Milan

Originally Posted by Camel

indeed, classic opening paragraph

i couldn't have put it better if i tried... superb.

Originally Posted by Skag Trendy

Thabnk £#%&! it didnt happen during our match with Milan

True, there'd only be a couple with alibis.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

True, there'd only be a couple with alibis.

Lucky Essien was carrying them, as he has form for that sort of thing...