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Unread 14-02-2018, 10:42 PM
sa7
 
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Sttetford was the featured wiki article yesterday

Used to be known as porkhampton

Porkhampton, manchester
We’re the Porkhampton Enders
 
Unread 15-02-2018, 08:21 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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We’re the Porkhampton Enders
Just imagine...



Still struggling with this tbh
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 09:19 AM
Vedder
 
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State of him last night he’s a disgrace tbh. Hopefully binned in the summer, he’s absolutely shit
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 09:28 AM
Red Al
 
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He looks like a £#%&!ing Dog and Duck player on a sunday morning ffs
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 10:12 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Looks like Luke’s been in the cakes again.....and pies, and barns and dripping and lard pizzas...

Professional footballer....
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 10:16 AM
dunk
 
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He looked like he’s piled it on he’s training everyday ffs the club even £#%&!ing provide breakfast and lunch.
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 10:19 AM
shenwen
 
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Podgy £#%&!er is taking the piss. A better option that Young but hope we get a longer term solution next season
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 10:22 AM
S/Side.Red
 
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The new Anderson

And as with Ando, the manager wouldn’t be putting him on the field if he wasn’t training properly.
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 10:54 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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The new Anderson

And as with Ando, the manager wouldn’t be putting him on the field if he wasn’t training properly.
I think he only brings him on now to stall the inevitable obesity problems...
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 11:23 AM
windy waffles
 
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Genuinely don't think he has gotten over Memphis leaving. Imagine him phoning France every night like this:


 
Unread 06-03-2018, 03:20 PM
Billy Redface
 
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This is the thing about us all insisting he should be in ahead of young. If he's not professional enough to £#%&!ing 'make weight' on a week to week basis, then he shouldn't be anywhere near the team.

He needs to do the basics first. Especially when you stack him against someone like Young, who works hard at the very least.
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 03:25 PM
dunk
 
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As Siders said, he can’t be doing too much wrong or Mourinho wouldn’t have him on the bench or be putting him on
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 03:27 PM
Billy Redface
 
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As Siders said, he can’t be doing too much wrong or Mourinho wouldn’t have him on the bench or be putting him on
Or Blind is injured and we have no other LB options.
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 03:28 PM
doudou
 
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Unread 06-03-2018, 03:28 PM
Ethers
 
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I think he’s one of those naturally tubby lads. People are over-reacting a bit imo.

And if he is out of shape and still getting picked ahead of people , it’s an indictment on them more than anything else
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 03:31 PM
dunk
 
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Or Blind is injured and we have no other LB options.
Darmian? Rojo? I’m sure there are other options.
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 04:38 PM
marlo
 
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fastest players at United this summer ...

lukaku
Valencia
Rashford
Shaw
Martial

(In order )
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 04:41 PM
no fun
 
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fastest players at United this summer ...

lukaku
Valencia
Rashford
Shaw
Martial

(In order )
Ah, but shaw was timed chasing an ice cream van
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 04:45 PM
shenwen
 
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fastest players at United this summer ...

lukaku
Valencia
Rashford
Shaw
Martial

(In order )
Summer seemed a long time ago for Luke last night.
Could be a genetic thing as mentioned, or an unflattering shirt but he looked lighter a few weeks back.
 
Unread 06-03-2018, 04:50 PM
RemisMoses
 
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fastest players at United this summer ...

lukaku
Valencia
Rashford
Shaw
Martial

(In order )
Rolling down a hill doesn't count
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