Van Persie to sign

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

so you've found yourself a new Berbatov to hate

btw he played ALL 38 games of Arsenal's PL season last year, did you mean uninjury prone

ffs kev, he hasnt even signed yet

dont be defending him, he might be a city £#%&!er soon

Originally Posted by silv

ffs kev, he hasnt even signed yet

dont be defending him, he might be a city £#%&!er soon

where's that stairs gif when you need it

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

The Dutch had their own SS Unit btw.

would have done their worst in Holland tbf

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

so you've found yourself a new Berbatov to hate

btw he played ALL 38 games of Arsenal's PL season last year, did you mean uninjury prone

hes an arsenal player ffs...i hate him.......

cant switch my emotions on and off that quickly/easily

Originally Posted by denis lawless

cant switch my emotions on and off that quickly/easily

new to football, pal? ffs if he signs for united tonight i'm getting his name tattooed on my head.

Originally Posted by believe

new to football, pal? ffs if he signs for united tonight i'm getting his name tattooed on my head.

I'm having it tattooed on my #@&%! which I'll £#%&! my own arse with.

Seeing as this is nailed on, guess it's time for our dream line ups for next season! This front six looks tasty:

.......Carrick...T-Clev.........

Nani......Kaggers.....Rooney

...............RvP.................

Obviously, the likelihood of either van Persie and The Brand being fit at the same time is pretty remote.

Fergies recent penchant for injury prone @#%&!s that played for our rivals concerns me somewhat tbh. Still, we need a striker, and apparently RvP is the only white one with a dubious injury record that is overpriced, available and a @#%&!. Makes sense really.

As long as he actually signs a midfielder as well, he'll do.

Originally Posted by believe

new to football, pal? ffs if he signs for united tonight i'm getting his name tattooed on my head.

Originally Posted by denis lawless

would have done their worst in Holland tbf



hes an arsenal player ffs...i hate him.......

cant switch my emotions on and off that quickly/easily

is that why you hate/hated Berba


pretty sure we hate all Arsenal players...they make it easy for us especially when they move to the Liars

don't think hate would be foremost in my mind if I saw van persie in a United shirt

Originally Posted by saffers

Do you like any strikers that aren't black?

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

so you've found yourself a new Berbatov to hate

btw he played ALL 38 games of Arsenal's PL season last year, did you mean uninjury prone

Tbh it's not really about that because I think we can all agree that the money we do have available should be spent in other areas of more concern ie midfield ans both full back positions

It's perfectly within reason to question in IMO

Originally Posted by dunk

Fergies recent penchant for injury prone @#%&!s that played for our rivals concerns me somewhat tbh. Still, we need a striker, and apparently RvP is the only white one with a dubious injury record that is overpriced, available and a @#%&!. Makes sense really.

Originally Posted by dunk

Fergies recent penchant for injury prone @#%&!s that played for our rivals concerns me somewhat tbh. .

he's hardly Owen ffs

Originally Posted by Tronics

Reading some of those Arsenal tweets I actually want us to sign him to just piss them off even further

The level of discontent some of these 'new' arsenal fans have for us is pretty odd too

Heard Durham (yeah I know I know) mention that it's a betrayal to choose United over Arsenal? So how does that make sense then?

They had a brief rivalry at the start of the millennium and they think we're their enemies ffs!

I thought they were bigger than that, but they have come no where near us in terms of anything since 2005, almost 8 years ago, they are clutching at straws to have some sort of animosity towards us!

The only relevance Arsenal have towards us these days, is when they lose, when Arsene Fawlty gives us David Brent cringesque comedy moments!

Originally Posted by Tronics

It's perfectly within reason to question in IMO

it's also perfectly within reason for me to tell you to go £#%&! yourself

Originally Posted by tetrisblock

They had a brief rivalry at the start of the millennium and they think we're their enemies ffs!

I thought they were bigger than that, but they have come no where near us in terms of anything since 2005, almost 8 years ago, they are clutching at straws to have some sort of animosity towards us!

The only relevance Arsenal have towards us these days, is when they lose, when Arsene Fawlty gives us David Brent cringesque comedy moments!

great post

'rivals' ffs....their brief moment in the spotlight has come and long since gone

Originally Posted by Sloppy

@piersmorgan: Even the thought of @Persie_Official signing for United is making me feel severely, excruciatingly, nauseated.

That'll do for me.

Rob Shepherd ‏@robshepherd5
A #Man Utd contact of mine insists #RVP will join Utd for less of a wage than #MCFC are prepared to offer : 180 k pw V 220 ...

Rob Shepherd ‏@robshepherd5
@chriswg2502 As ever transfer negotiations shift by the hour if not day: My Dutch contact(top man) says has moved towards #ManUtd But.....

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Seeing as this is nailed on, guess it's time for our dream line ups for next season! This front six looks tasty:



Obviously, the likelihood of either van Persie and The Brand being fit at the same time is pretty remote.

---------DDG
Rafael-Rio-Vidic-Evra
-----Sahin-Carrick
Nani--Kagawa-Rooney
---------RvP



People worrying about £20m being too much for RvP, Steven Fletcher is about to go for £12m+. #headsgone

Originally Posted by saffers

---------DDG
Rafael-Rio-Vidic-Evra
-----Sahin-Carrick
Nani--Kagawa-Rooney
---------RvP



People worrying about £20m being too much for RvP, Steven Fletcher is about to go for £12m+. #headsgone

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

he's hardly Owen ffs

He's even more of a @#%&! than Owen tbf, he just plays for a marginally less despicable one of our rivals.

I used to like the clarity of knowing that once a @#%&! played for Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, City etc. there was little to no chance of them turning up playing for United. It sucks signing established players from clubs in this country. RvP will always be an Arsenal player to my mind.