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Unread 20-06-2009, 01:15 PM
red @rmy
 
Default This micheal owen brochure



Lets have a look at his then eh?

First up..
1. Fit and Healthy - Makes Saha look fit
2. Charismatic - Rather have a pint with Perte Sutcliffe
3. Good looking - if you're a dwarf
4. Succesful -Yeah great season
5. Young - nearly 30
yada yada yada.

What a £#%&!ing waste of a tree.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:17 PM
armchair
 
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Odd as £#%&!.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:18 PM
J_RED
 
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who's perte sutcliffe is she alright like ? link
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:18 PM
newsie
 
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He's been doing Tissot watches for years now.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Switching Off
 
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Humiliating really He's gonna have to cut his losses and join a Wigan or Bolton.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:20 PM
armchair
 
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Aspirational - more like delusional
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:20 PM
koppas
 
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Any mention of #@&%! size?
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:21 PM
Ginners
 
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should just give up and focus on his horses.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:21 PM
Ether
 
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'Cool'
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:22 PM
newsie
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ginners
should just give up and focus on his horses.
Isn't he a good golfer too? That'd be a steady pace for him.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:22 PM
The Mull
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by red @rmy


Lets have a look at his then eh?

First up..
1. Fit and Healthy - Makes Saha look fit
2. Charismatic - Rather have a pint with Perte Sutcliffe
3. Good looking - if you're a dwarf
4. Succesful -Yeah great season
5. Young - nearly 30
yada yada yada.

What a £#%&!ing waste of a tree.
Is he a South African mass murderer?
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:22 PM
Zorg
 
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'scores in a wide range of categories'

Well that's me sold purely on that pun. Sign him up Ferie.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:22 PM
koppas
 
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That really is embarrassing.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:23 PM
Sloppy
 
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Personality of a brick.

Thanks mum.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:24 PM
red @rmy
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy
Personality of a brick.

Thanks mum.
Thanks mum.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:27 PM
The Mull
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy
Personality of a brick.

Thanks mum.
My mates lad was in that advert, he was a very young MO., nobody noticed that the 3 yr old lad was left footed. (£5k he got for that advert)
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:30 PM
Sloppy
 
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Originally Posted by gedthemull
My mates lad was in that advert, he was a very young MO., nobody noticed that the 3 yr old lad was left footed. (£5k he got for that advert)

Dull @#%&!.
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:36 PM
The Mull
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy

Dull @#%&!.
Bit harsh, I'm trying. I know very

edit: guessed at 3 reckon lookng at that more likely 2yo
 
Unread 20-06-2009, 01:38 PM
Sloppy
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gedthemull
Bit harsh, I'm trying. I know very

edit: guessed at 3 reckon lookng at that more likely 2yo
Does the tpmm know youre on here when you should be decorating?
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