Juan Mata

Going straight into my fantasy team, nqat

Originally Posted by dragflick

Going straight into my fantasy team, nqat

Not sure you can pick Bayern players pal

Originally Posted by barca99

Not sure you can pick Bayern players pal

Originally Posted by dragflick

Originally Posted by barca99

Not sure you can pick Bayern players pal

Such fun.

You're the Juan for me, Mata
You're the one I really, really love
And will you stay
Promise you'll say
If Fellaini's in-a your way
A-hey

All over Didsbury
No hope; and some despair
All over Timperley
No hope; and some despair
Oh ...

...(till the sweet release of death)

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Truth nuke

Truked his pointless ass.

Someone has already put one together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfP4lwdehuA

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Someone has already put one together

Matter Song - YouTube

nrat

and this is the juan
this is the juan
this is the juan
this is the juan
this is the juan, we've waited for/el matador/who always scores (delete as applicable)

This david Moyes
Is killing me (and I)
Hate Phil Neville and wee jimmy (wee jimmy)
There's so much doom that I lose my mind
Will you just sign?
Save our season Juan Matime!

SSN medical now

Mates lad is at Carrington today for swimming lessons, his missus is there with him. Said it's swarming with media, no sign of any helicopters though.

He did see some players in the pool, one of which was definitely Welbeck. He told him to try and drown him

:shakehead:

Originally Posted by dunk

Mates lad is at Carrington today for swimming lessons, his missus is there with him. Said it's swarming with media, no sign of any helicopters though.

He did see some players in the pool, one of which was definitely Welbeck. He told him to try and drown him

Are they exercising him like they do a lame horse?

Sorry in advance


We've got Juan Mata. He can pass it it how we like.
Hes got a good touch, an outside boot and
does things that scholes used to.
I'd play him in midfield, buy we haven't got one.

Bike - Pike Floyd

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Sorry in advance


We've got Juan Mata. He can pass it it how we like.
Hes got a good touch, an outside boot and
does things that scholes used to.
I'd play him in midfield, buy we haven't got one.

Bike - Pike Floyd

How the £#%&! has "i've got a bike you can ride it if you like" got the same or even nearly the same syllables?

Dearie me. Syd spinning in his mental grave.

Have we £#%&!ed it up yet?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

How the £#%&! has "i've got a bike you can ride it if you like" got the same or even nearly the same syllables?

Dearie me. Syd spinning in his mental grave.

First line has 1 too many, third line is one short

Get £#%&!ed pedant pants