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Unread 07-07-2016, 06:17 PM
jem
 
Default for all his faults, could anyone actually replace fellaini?

fellaini could flourish under jo mo.

he's the only big man who could really sub ibrahimovic in a like-for-like swap (hairband injury or flounce). he has the physical presence and the chest control.

he is always the first line of defence at corners. useful. not so good actually as a central defender, due to his positional ineptitude, but might improve with coaching. possibly the ball-playing centre back that throb craves?

our midfield lacks steel. carrick... meh. schweini... bit delicate in his old age. schneidi.... not really living up to his destroyer reputation. there is always tough tony v. maybe use them in combination for the speed and strength we need.

I think big fellers could turn out to be our new john o'shea. quite adaptable. perhaps jo mo could also get his head shaved. like signing a new player. jo mo takes the carling cup seriously. and he £#%&!ing loves a sly elbow.

possibly captaincy for the microphone head? he does play for the second best team in the world (after wales), rather than shitty old england. might be able to negotiate our way back into europe.

time to reassess the lad. jo mo comes with a blank tablet.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:18 PM
no fun
 
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Oh £#%&! off jem
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:19 PM
Sizlack
 
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I agree with that Jem tbf.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:21 PM
Clarkie
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jem
possibly captaincy for the microphone head?
The mask didn't just slip, but crashed to the floor with this line
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:24 PM
Cream
 
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Busquets.

Godin and Busquets>Pogba and Zlat.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:24 PM
armchair
 
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a mop
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:25 PM
Lok
 
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His replacement:



It will almost certainly contribute more to the team.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:31 PM
jem
 
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Originally Posted by Sizlack
I agree with that Jem tbf.
I prefer to be called that there jem, but I will take your support. yhgr.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lok
His replacement:



It will almost certainly contribute more to the team.
that is, at least, a big cone. a suitable partner for big tone.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:32 PM
forzagarza
 
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Mourinho could, it's his job
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:36 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Replace what exactly? The elbow happy, fouling shit @#%&!
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:43 PM
BarryX
 
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You lost me at Jo Mo, I'm afraid...

But, funnily enough, Jose should be pronounced as 'Hozay': your phonetic nickname for the special one should therefore be Ho Mo.

(nowt wrong with that, mind, but he might night see the funny side being married with kids).

As for Fellaini, just no. Nice sentiments, but the Jose's looking for specialists....
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:46 PM
jem
 
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Originally Posted by Mr_Ed
Replace what exactly? The elbow happy, fouling shit @#%&!
new to jo mo?

Quote:
Originally Posted by BarryX
You lost me at Jo Mo, I'm afraid...

But, funnily enough, it should pronounced as 'Hozay': your phonetic nickname for the special one should be Ho Mo.



As for Fellaini, just no. Nice sentiments, but he's looking for specialists....
that's probably why he pronounces it with a hard j.

fellaini is a specialist. it's just that he is adaptable as well.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:50 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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Originally Posted by forzagarza
Mourinho could, it's his job
damn
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:52 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jem
for all his faults, could anyone actually replace fellaini?
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 06:56 PM
BarryX
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jem
new to jo mo?

that's probably why he pronounces it with a hard j.

fellaini is a specialist. it's just that he is adaptable as well.
Maybe because he adopts the English way, when referring to himself in the third person in front of the English media?

Zlatan knows the score (1.15 for 30 seconds)

 
Unread 07-07-2016, 07:00 PM
redhegemony
 
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Could get to 10 pages with general boredom and cajoling - suspect you might need to find some racy pictures of his missus/mum/nan etc when it flags.

Anyway he'll lose his work permit..
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 07:02 PM
Fat Al
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jem
fellaini could flourish under jo mo.

he's the only big man who could really sub ibrahimovic in a like-for-like swap (hairband injury or flounce). he has the physical presence and the chest control.

he is always the first line of defence at corners. useful. not so good actually as a central defender, due to his positional ineptitude, but might improve with coaching. possibly the ball-playing centre back that throb craves?

our midfield lacks steel. carrick... meh. schweini... bit delicate in his old age. schneidi.... not really living up to his destroyer reputation. there is always tough tony v. maybe use them in combination for the speed and strength we need.

I think big fellers could turn out to be our new john o'shea. quite adaptable. perhaps jo mo could also get his head shaved. like signing a new player. jo mo takes the carling cup seriously. and he £#%&!ing loves a sly elbow.

possibly captaincy for the microphone head? he does play for the second best team in the world (after wales), rather than shitty old england. might be able to negotiate our way back into europe.

time to reassess the lad. jo mo comes with a blank tablet.

And yet another Jem claim is proven to be a lie.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 07:06 PM
MJ Ramone
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jem
for all his faults, could anyone actually replace fellaini?
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 07:13 PM
redhegemony
 
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Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

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Originally Posted by MonkeyOnMyBack
indeed



True, and to be fair again, they kill the right number of hispanic people - give or take 2% (as a proportion of their population).

You want to really test your mettle? Start a thread on why Fellaini should stay - keep it going for 10 pages.
 
Unread 07-07-2016, 07:18 PM
Bobda
 
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Its inevitable he's here for another year. He wont improve. Contracts up in 2018. Sold to newly promoted Ipswich Town next summer for £2.75m,
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