United goalie caught stealing doghnut from tesco!

Tabloid pre-fixes always amuse me ......SUPER-RICH goalkeeper .....Yup, that's what his friends call him. The best one I ever saw was Michael Barrymore's......

'POOL-DEATH FUNNYMAN Michael Barrymore was recently....'

How ridiculous. One of those descriptions isn't even true...

And they made it clear he had made a right howler by giving him a hairdryer treatment that would have made Man U boss Sir Alex Ferguson proud

£#%&! me

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Tabloid pre-fixes always amuse me ......SUPER-RICH goalkeeper .....Yup, that's what his friends call him. The best one I ever saw was Michael Barrymore's......

'POOL-DEATH FUNNYMAN Michael Barrymore was recently....'

How ridiculous. One of those descriptions isn't even true...

'Rovers rag-trade Romeo rat Mike Baldwin' was another fave of mine.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Tabloid pre-fixes always amuse me ......SUPER-RICH goalkeeper .....Yup, that's what his friends call him. The best one I ever saw was Michael Barrymore's......

'POOL-DEATH FUNNYMAN Michael Barrymore was recently....'

How ridiculous. One of those descriptions isn't even true...

GENDER QUESTIONABLE idle bed nurse RETURN OF JC in relevant post shocker.

(this is fun, do like the headlines).

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

GENDER QUESTIONABLE idle bed nurse RETURN OF JC in relevant post shocker.

(this is fun, do like the headlines).

You remembered!!

Oooh, do Sparky next!!

Originally Posted by borsuk

doubt the qataris will want anything to do with utd now

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I wasn't meaning it was, just don't know the setup there, is a very odd thing to wander in and just help yerself. Good job he didn't do it during the riots, he'd be getting 6 months inside.

What about Sharia law during the Qatari World Cup in 2018 ??

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

You remembered!!

Oooh, do Sparky next!!

Can't he has me up for bullying.

ah £#%&! it;-

FEEBLE JAWED Gamesmaster in WET THE BED Fiasco.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Can't he has me up for bullying.

ah £#%&! it;-

FEEBLE JAWED Gamesmaster in WET THE BED Fiasco.

FARE FIDDLING Sneijder Endorser in Gif overkill romp....

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

FARE FIDDLING Sneijder Endorser in Gif overkill romp....

Nice.

Guess who:

BEARD BOTHERING Fantasy man in new career switcheroo.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Tabloid pre-fixes always amuse me ......SUPER-RICH goalkeeper .....Yup, that's what his friends call him. The best one I ever saw was Michael Barrymore's......

'POOL-DEATH FUNNYMAN Michael Barrymore was recently....'

How ridiculous. One of those descriptions isn't even true...

Funny how the Sun's owner is referred to as "DEAD GIRL PHONE HACKING CUSTARD PIE TARGET Rupert Murdoch".

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Nice.

Guess who:

BEARD BOTHERING Fantasy man in new career switcheroo.

Eeesh....erm.....I'm not as up to speed on the forumista's facial hair as I should be. I know I know...I really should buck my ideas up......I'll go with Parters....

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

Funny how the Sun's owner is referred to as "DEAD GIRL PHONE HACKING CUSTARD PIE TARGET Rupert Murdoch".

That's actual too matter of fact for them. There has to be some sort of sweeping statement of character......LOVE RAT and LOVE CHEAT are popular ofcourse......yes, Ashley Cole is indeed confirmed as cheating on the concept of love and is ACTUALLY a rat. A love one.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Nice.

Guess who:

BEARD BOTHERING Fantasy man in new career switcheroo.

duckers?

Originally Posted by Ginners

duckers?

Partos will not be happy with JC.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Partos will not be happy with JC.

*dismissive shrug*

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Partos will not be happy with JC.

VIOLENT ALCOHOLIC and top red partohs seeks violent alcohol-fuelled revenge

Originally Posted by Ginners

VIOLENT ALCOHOLIC and top red partohs seeks violent alcohol-fuelled revenge

VOCAB-CAPPED Covert Spurs fan Ginners.....

big enough for its own thread, this headline thing is........

Originally Posted by denis lawless

big enough for its own thread, this headline thing is........

WORK-SHY New Thread Responsibility Dodger Lawless in Yoda sentence structure shocker found....

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

VOCAB-CAPPED Covert Spurs fan Ginners.....

CYBER SLAG return of jc seeks #@&%! immediately. apply within.