United goalie caught stealing doghnut from tesco!

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Hardly relevant though is it. If baguettes are on display in the middle of the shop floor it doesn't mean they're free.

I wasn't meaning it was, just don't know the setup there, is a very odd thing to wander in and just help yerself. Good job he didn't do it during the riots, he'd be getting 6 months inside.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I've not been in Krispy Kreme so I don't get this, are there just donuts lying about for you to pickup? Do you not have to ask for what you want at a counter or summat?

It was a Tesco Express, not a Krispy Kreme.

Originally Posted by Zorg

It was a Tesco Express, not a Krispy Kreme.

Ah right.Very odd, just wanders in and helps himself eh, must be an act or rebellion like his beard.

Lindegaard ed him into doing it

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Ah right.Very odd, just wanders in and helps himself eh, must be an act or rebellion like his beard.

Growing a beard isn't an act of rebellion, it's an act of manliness.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

Growing a beard isn't an act of rebellion, it's an act of manliness.

Have you seen his beard, that's not manly.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Have you seen his beard, that's not manly.

The lads only 20, at least he's giving it a go. It's not like he's going to get the full Mellberg overnight.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

I think this is great news to be honest. If this country's biggest selling paper has nothing but this piffling matter to run as its headline story then it means surely all of the rest of the worlds problems have stopped.

No more people dying in Libya, the impending financial crisis must have dissipated, Syria must have stopped murdering its people, Israel must have stopped bullying Palestine and the Insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan must have finished.

Great News.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

The lads only 20, at least he's giving it a go. It's not like he's going to get the full Mellberg overnight.

It's madness, madness I tells you.

Cat Stevens is thinking of reforming and releasing Was De Gea a Doughnut

What a #@&%!!! You just put the doughnut in one of the bags, mooch about towards the till then walk out without paying, works everytime.

He ain't got shit on wigste. When he walks out with a box of 12 without breaking sweat, then he'll get my respect.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

I £#%&!ing despise this country.

full of foreigners, stealing our doghnuts....

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Which bit?

eerrrr uuummmm...the "top class performances every week" bit

Little OTT wouldnt you say? He's dropped something or spilled something in every game so far.

Before anyone gets all eggy, he is improving all the time and I'm not knocking him, he's played well and made some great saves

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

eerrrr uuummmm...the "top class performances every week" bit

Little OTT wouldnt you say? He's dropped something or spilled something in every game so far.

Before anyone gets all eggy, he is improving all the time and I'm not knocking him, he's played well and made some great saves

well he's stopped us from losing the last 2 games, which is good enough for me.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

well he's stopped us from losing the last 2 games, which is good enough for me.

yeah, because he's a good keeper

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

It's madness, madness I tells you.

Madness? Madness? This isn't madness. This. Is. Sparta. Prague.

Perhaps.

Weren't we all going on about the new doughnut formation in the summer? The boy is living, breathing, dreaming and eating (or scoffing and wolfing as the papers said) for Utd.

So the police weren't called and there were no charges...........how the £#%&! did it get in the paper then? Sack the £#%&!ing security guards.

It's all lies. It was his mates that did it.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

SUPER-rich Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea was given a yellow card by Tesco — for pinching a £1.19 DOUGHNUT.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

I £#%&!ing despise this country.

£1.19?? That's £#%&!ing shocking for a doughnut! I can see why you would despise this country paying those prices!!