Ok, deep breath: please, please buy my new (United-related) book

Originally Posted by toseeunited

the joke's on you mate potentially as it's to go with the copy of alan sugar's book that i've already bought him, so it'd better stack up

If I can't compete with him, I need to find another job.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

just got it.....signed as well

I promise you the writing my name in them thing was not my idea...

For anyone outside of the UK, you can get this from The Book Depository for £7.77 with free delivery worldwide.

If you're in Australia use Booko to get it delivered for AU$11.97.

Ordered.

Ordered it for my bro. I don't care if it's good or not.

Ordered

good luck pal.

Ordered, look forward to reading it

Originally Posted by wee man

Ordered

Originally Posted by f.e.a.r.

For anyone outside of the UK, you can get this from The Book Depository for £7.77 with free delivery worldwide.

If you're in Australia use Booko to get it delivered for AU$11.97.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Ordered.

Originally Posted by Harfynn Teuport

Ordered it for my bro. I don't care if it's good or not.

Originally Posted by wonky no

good luck pal.

Originally Posted by Gruber

Ordered, look forward to reading it

Gents, thank you all, much appreciated - if I were Matt Cardle, I'd be vigorously flipping my clasped hands.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

The diary of a scared man.

Chapter one.......
Scrotes are congregating outside my window, I shake in anticipation of the impending hip hop generating from one of the ringleaders smartphones.

The tension only eases when the group head off to the local costcutter for cans of beer, I sink deeply into the sofa which is so soft and comforting, my mind relaxes slowly and I absorb myself into the world of Nigel Slaters cookery programme...Bliss.

Only ten minutes pass as the adolescent amoeba return with a rabble of loud obnoxious young girls, I despair..... my only way out of this hellhole is through escapism via the medium of internet.

Will there ever be a chapter 2?

I'll put you down as a maybe, Ginners.

maybe gay

It's on my Christmas list, the wife ''can't find it in Smiths or Waterstones!'' though??

Prob her being a Doris tbf though so Amazon it is!

(nowt like ordering one of your own pressies because the missus is bonkers is there)

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

It's on my Christmas list, the wife ''can't find it in Smiths or Waterstones!'' though??

Prob her being a Doris tbf though so Amazon it is!

(nowt like ordering one of your own pressies because the missus is bonkers is there)

Ta, and that shouldn't be the case - which stores was she looking in? on the plus side, imagine it's cheaper through Amazon.

Originally Posted by ericseyebrows

Morning gents - I'm pretty new here, though some of you may know me from fredtissue - so apologies for already asking for something, but hope you don't mind.

I've written this book that's in the shops now, nominally about following United around, away from home only, during the 2009/10 season, though hopefully there's a bit more to it than that - why people love United, why people love football, why people love anything, and why they behave in the way that they do kind of thing. It also looks at why the game's in such an obscene mess, sticking the boot in as viciously as possible into as many of those responsible as possible, and comes with a foreword from the exceedingly generous Michael Crick.

Obviously I would say that it's good, but to avoid any Christine Keeler-style responses, will just say that if you click on any of the links below, you'll be able to see that a few others you may have heard of, whose opinions are more reliable than mine, did too.

Anyway, am posting this with the kind permission of the mods, and as this is a fairly big deal for me - it's my first book, though there's some fiction hopefully not too far behind - I'd be unfeasibly grateful to anyone buying, and equally so for any general word-spreading to other Reds and football fans.

Right, I'll shut up now, and look forward to receiving your derision, though i promise my prose isn't generally as mealy-mouthed as this post. Sale links are below, and thanks all again - apologies in advance for any bttt antics, from which I shall endeavour to refrain.

Daniel

Waterstone's

Amazon.co.uk

Amazon.com

My (very amateurish) website for those outside the UK

Mandy Rice-Davies actually

Have added it to my Christmas list.

Well done on getting it done ericseyebrows.

On the Road by Daniel Harris !! ...does it bear any relation to On the Road by Jack Kerouac ?? ...I ask cos that's a right pile of shit.

To be perfectly honest, I'd show more enthusiasm if I didn't feel so very bitter.. one rule for one .. and all that ! ...It's all very well for you to get Armchair's blessing, but when I asked him if he could make a sticky of my book.. "The Lawn Drainage Bible - from top dressing to hollow-tining in 25 easy steps" he showed me the door.. figuratively speaking.

And as for novels, I started righting one once. I'd completed writing out all the page numbers at the bottom and all I needed to do was to fill in the rest.. must finish that off at some point.

My brother's read it. Wouldn't stop going on about how good (and funny) it is. He loved it.

I'll get it at some point.

Originally Posted by signed dc

Have added it to my Christmas list.

Well done on getting it done ericseyebrows.

ericseyebrows doesn't rate Forever Changes.

#justsaying

Originally Posted by Fountz

And as for novels, I started righting one once.

Hate it when the corner overlaps a coaster

Originally Posted by dodger

Mandy Rice-Davies actually

Whoops - I'm a moron.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

ericseyebrows doesn't rate Forever Changes.

#justsaying

You're the first person I've ever encountered who does. Are you familiar with Sweetheart of the Rodeo? Americana as it's meant to be done.