Ok, deep breath: please, please buy my new (United-related) book

Originally Posted by koppas

If I buy it, how much money do you get?

This has a very strong bearing on whether I buy it or not.

I don't know you and you sure as hell don't know me but I feel this is information that should be revealed.

So how much do you earn then?

PM sent.

bought as an xmas present for my brother-in-law

Originally Posted by toseeunited

bought as an xmas present for my brother-in-law

you must really hate that guy

















j/k




on my wish list

Originally Posted by toseeunited

bought as an xmas present for my brother-in-law

Cheapskate Ta, appreciated.

Originally Posted by ericseyebrows

Possibly, but not imminently.

Need to get on it. Getting a kindle for chrissmas and need lots of stuff to read on it to justify it

To others wanting it on kindle, follow the Amazon link and click on the link under the picture, in the box labeled Tell the Publisher.

I bought it when it first came out mate. Good read. Anyone wanna buy a second hand copy? Excellent condition, 1 previous owner. Starting bid £1

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

I bought it when it first came out mate. Good read. Anyone wanna buy a second hand copy? Excellent condition, 1 previous owner. Starting bid £1

I'll give you 80p

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Need to get on it. Getting a kindle for chrissmas and need lots of stuff to read on it to justify it

To others wanting it on kindle, follow the Amazon link and click on the link under the picture, in the box labeled Tell the Publisher.

I'm on it.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

I'll give you 80p

mmmmmmmmmmmm no deal Noel.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

mmmmmmmmmmmm no deal Noel.

hmmm playing it tough eh?

OK I'll push to 70p last offer.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

hmmm playing it tough eh?

Ok i'll push to 70p last offer.

yhpm

ordered

Originally Posted by Ginners

ordered

ginners reading a book ffs

just got it.....signed as well

Originally Posted by Ginners

ordered

Originally Posted by elephantstone

just got it.....signed as well

Cheers fellas.

£#%&! this, I might write a book myself. get it on that self publishing site. have you berks buy a few copies.

any interest?

Originally Posted by reem

£#%&! this, I might write a book myself. get it on that self publishing site. have you berks buy a few copies.

any interest?

none whatsoever

Originally Posted by reem

£#%&! this, I might write a book myself. get it on that self publishing site. have you berks buy a few copies.

any interest?

The diary of a scared man.

Chapter one.......
Scrotes are congregating outside my window, I shake in anticipation of the impending hip hop generating from one of the ringleaders smartphones.

The tension only eases when the group head off to the local costcutter for cans of beer, I sink deeply into the sofa which is so soft and comforting, my mind relaxes slowly and I absorb myself into the world of Nigel Slaters cookery programme...Bliss.

Only ten minutes pass as the adolescent amoeba return with a rabble of loud obnoxious young girls, I despair..... my only way out of this hellhole is through escapism via the medium of internet.

Will there ever be a chapter 2?

Originally Posted by ericseyebrows

Cheapskate Ta, appreciated.

the joke's on you mate potentially as it's to go with the copy of alan sugar's book that i've already bought him, so it'd better stack up