100000000000003 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

2 spawny titles off the back of these @#%&!s blowing £700bn in 5 years or whatever it is and they're still improved by bringing on james milner and by sneaking 36 year old Frank Lampard into the side via an FFP scam transfer to the disney league ffs. What a joke of a club.

Manchester City are like the Ebola virus.

No threat in Europe!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Oh they still come to old trafford all right.

True

Those museum tours keep the coffers nicely stocked to help us avoid FFP too

Originally Posted by crockster

Manchester City are like the Ebola virus.

No threat in Europe!

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Scholesy really got to them last night, selection of comments from the first few pages of a 13 page thread;

Re: Scholes, ITV disgrace

- Bitter Rag bastard...

- True, but we keep giving these £#%&!erd the ammo by being shit in this competition. I £#%&!ing hate CL nights.

- And another thing, has anyone noticed that after News at Ten & the Chumps League Highlights show its: 'Life of Ryan: Caretaker Manager'.

If ITV was a subscription channel, I would end it tonight!

- He can be as smug as he wants. But where did his precious Oldham or United play tonight?

-The big disgrace is they give a job to someone with the charisma of toilet brush.

- If I could kill this @#%&! and chuck him in the canal then ............

- Twisted little bitter ginger rag dwarf.

- I feel that the media is the reason why we didn't beat Roma tonight.

- The ginger haired small dicked £#%&! stain has had a few digs at us since the other week when he got shit from City fans at the Arsenal game. He’s a dull 'has been’ and personally, I hope his life is short and painful.

Originally Posted by Crumps

They are a bit touchy about that

Especially with when Liverpool lost the league.

I loved how they were going on about welcoming the Barca fans to Manchester by taking a load of beers down to Albert Square and having a pre-match party. They then saw their arse with them because they all rocked up at Old Trafford

Originally Posted by crockster

Manchester City are like the Ebola virus.

No threat in Europe!

Ha ha. Vintage Crocks.

Spitting tea all over the screen here.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Ha ha. Vintage Crocks.

Spitting tea all over the screen here.

Tea

You utter £#%&!ing tramp

Originally Posted by crockster

Manchester City are like the Ebola virus.



No threat in Europe!

Originally Posted by no fun

Tea

You utter £#%&!ing tramp

Chav off Spikey.

I love how they pretend to be not particularly arsed about Europe but trying to make an effort for the sake of the owners

Over 8000 empty seats last night.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Chav off Spikey.

lovely stuff.

don't see how anyone can call tea 'trampy'... it built our great nation ffs

Is this the level we've come too?

Blame everyone apart from ourselves? £#%&! the excuses for not being there tonight, I'm sick of hearing the shit spouted on here to justify their decision not to go and support the lads. Everyone who normally goes but didn't bother tonight is the reason Scholes had us on toast tonight. its your fault not his.

For all you conspiracy theorists who think we are being stitched up let me draw you another scenario. Scholes and ITV turn up tonight to find a packed stadium with a hostile atmosphere that drives the team on to a glorious victory. How much fun would Scholes have had then?

I had 8 rows of empty seats in front of me as I watched from my season ticket in tier 3 of the East stand. Disgrace. "We've not taken to it", "the ticket prices", "I can't afford it", PATHETIC. Are our fans really the poorest people in football? Really?, the scoucers who have £#%&! all will sell out every CL match. It was the crowd who dragged them over the line in their last game in the CL.

Tonight we had no crowd, hence no atmosphere and no passion. Sheikh Mansour must wonder why he bothered.

Either support City or don't. Get to the game, forget the excuses, find a way, and make yourself heard. Period.

Originally Posted by Jethro

At least he's talking sense and not burying his head in the sand.

Still £#%&!ing funny mind

Don't know how to put tweets up here but see what City tweeted Roma about Totti yesterday and what Roma tweeted back today.

Originally Posted by Jethro

'Cause city are a massive club....

Originally Posted by saffers

- The ginger haired small dicked £#%&! stain

I get the feeling he disagrees with the points Scholes raised.

Originally Posted by Withers

Don't know how to put tweets up here but see what City tweeted Roma about Totti yesterday and what Roma tweeted back today.

cut and paste it

Originally Posted by Withers

Don't know how to put tweets up here but see what City tweeted Roma about Totti yesterday and what Roma tweeted back today.

https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/517071857057808384

Originally Posted by Jethro

Bet they all called him a red etc