Chris Smalling

Originally Posted by Tiberian

He is worse than Jones for lunging in. Wasn't his first injury for Utd a dislocated shoulder against City diving in from yards away and somehow not giving away a penalty?

Going forward he has that Heinze quality of hoofing every ball/cross yards over the heads of the attacker. 5th year here and how many decent games has he had? 30?

The trouble is that every @#%&! does that so I don't particularly notice any one worse than the other.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

He is worse than Jones for lunging in. Wasn't his first injury for Utd a dislocated shoulder against City diving in from yards away and somehow not giving away a penalty?

Going forward he has that Heinze quality of hoofing every ball/cross yards over the heads of the attacker. 5th year here and how many decent games has he had? 30?

10-15, at a push.

Just had a new contract

Desperately need to £#%&! Jones (can’t believe he’s still here) and Rojo off. Still hope for Bailly and Smalling an ok squaddie as back up for 2x decent cb

Originally Posted by Tiberian

He is worse than Jones for lunging in. Wasn't his first injury for Utd a dislocated shoulder against City diving in from yards away and somehow not giving away a penalty?

Going forward he has that Heinze quality of hoofing every ball/cross yards over the heads of the attacker. 5th year here and how many decent games has he had? 30?

Can’t be doing with the @#%&!, he’s an abominable player.

His “performance” against the vermin in the Europa League at OT pisses me off to this day. Immature, reckless and cretinous.

Is at number 49 in the club's top 100 appearances.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Is at number 49 in the club's top 100 appearances.

Where is he in the top 200?

Originally Posted by Sapien

Where is he in the top 200?

I assume 49.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

I assume 49.

Chortle

Its still a pretty startling stat.

I’d give anything to be in that video room just for five minutes. “Chris, you do realise of course that no other professional footballer in the history of the game passes that way, right?”

New contract for this useless @#%&!

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

New contract for this useless @#%&!

The new Man Utd standard. Next we’ll be giving Lingard 400 per, a plane and his own show on MUTV.

When Cleverley said his particular brand of nothingness would be applauded in La Liga, we laughed and binned him off asap. Now we give them more money.

I wonder what Sir Matt would make of it all.

Originally Posted by utd99

I wonder what Sir Matt would make of it all.

Our decline into mediocrity was if anything even quicker post-1968, and he thought that Frank O'Farrell was a good person to manage us