The Junior Football Thread

I'm at my nephew's match (under 9) and his team which includes a girl at the back is rinsing the other side. It's 13-1 and their coach has spent the entire time ranting.....

He was even telling the keeper to time waste in the first half ffs

Originally Posted by Buck

I'm at my nephew's match (under 9) and his team which includes a girl at the back is rinsing the other side. It's 13-1 and their coach has spent the entire time ranting.....

He was even telling the keeper to time waste in the first half ffs

At least he said something

Ours was like a puppet with a string coming out his back , and every time the string was pulled he shouts in a weak voice

" clear your lines "

Had to walk away he was so £#%&!ing irritating

Originally Posted by Switching Off

At Egerton for a cup game. Apparently they play in the Timpohleh league. Any knowledge ssg?

Yeah, good set up tbh. Robbie Savage is the manager of the Under 12's

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

At least he said something

Ours was like a puppet with a string coming out his back , and every time the string was pulled he shouts in a weak voice

" clear your lines "

Had to walk away he was so £#%&!ing irritating

absolute cretin you .. bet you walked away eating caviar and supping pink champagne whilst the coach was covered in shit babysitting your kids cos you cant be arsed

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Yeah, good set up tbh. Robbie Savage is the manager of the Under 12's

Gutted I didnt see him.

Massive top 2 clash this morning. Won 3-1. Junior was well marked. Only had 3 shots, put em all away. Buzzing.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Massive top 2 clash this morning. Won 3-1. Junior was well marked. Only had 3 shots, put em all away. Buzzing.

how olds jnr ?

first loss yesterday 3-2

Originally Posted by puressence

how olds jnr ?

first loss yesterday 3-2

Just turned 13.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Just turned 13.

shame could have played for me on saturdays year to old

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Massive top 2 clash this morning. Won 3-1. Junior was well marked. Only had 3 shots, put em all away. Buzzing.

Interesting day to sat the least yesterday. Manchester Cup game vs a team from Oldham way.
Our ref didn't turn up so I offered them the chance to ref the game as the coach of that team was a qualified ref. He turned it down and I couldn't do it as I was coaching on my own.
I managed to persuade a parent to do it and asked the other manager if we should help him with offsides etc as he wasn't a qualified ref
He said to leave him be as it would confuse him.
TBF the ref was pretty poor but gave poor decisions both ways including a perfectly good goal which he then chalked off for us as they were complaining so much.
One of their parents came on the pitch and fronted him up, he was politely removed by me.
The other teams manager was giving him pelters which led to his lads doing the same.
We ended up winning 6-5 and it went off big time at the end, punches, verbal abuse the lot
They were complaining the ref didnt add on 5 mins added time, its kids football ffs I've never known any added time
Bunch of £#%&!ers who were packed off with their tail between their legs

Originally Posted by scholesscoresgoals2

Interesting day to sat the least yesterday. Manchester cup game vs a team from oldham way.
Our ref didn't turn up so i offered them the chance to ref the game as the coach of that team was a qualified ref. He turned it down and i couldn't do it as i was coaching on my own.
I managed to persuade a parent to do it and asked the other manager if we should help him with offsides etc as he wasn't a qualified ref
he said to leave him be as it would confuse him.
Tbf the ref was pretty poor but gave poor decisions both ways including a perfectly good goal which he then chalked off for us as they were complaining so much.
One of their parents came on the pitch and fronted him up, he was politely removed by me.
The other teams manager was giving him pelters which led to his lads doing the same.
We ended up winning 6-5 and it went off big time at the end, punches, verbal abuse the lot
they were complaining the ref didnt add on 5 mins added time, its kids football ffs i've never known any added time
bunch of w****rs who were packed off with their tail between their legs

were you playing child of darkness team by any chance

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Interesting day to sat the least yesterday. Manchester Cup game vs a team from Oldham way.
Our ref didn't turn up so I offered them the chance to ref the game as the coach of that team was a qualified ref. He turned it down and I couldn't do it as I was coaching on my own.
I managed to persuade a parent to do it and asked the other manager if we should help him with offsides etc as he wasn't a qualified ref
He said to leave him be as it would confuse him.
TBF the ref was pretty poor but gave poor decisions both ways including a perfectly good goal which he then chalked off for us as they were complaining so much.
One of their parents came on the pitch and fronted him up, he was politely removed by me.
The other teams manager was giving him pelters which led to his lads doing the same.
We ended up winning 6-5 and it went off big time at the end, punches, verbal abuse the lot
They were complaining the ref didnt add on 5 mins added time, its kids football ffs I've never known any added time
Bunch of £#%&!ers who were packed off with their tail between their legs

The reason I stopped coaching my lads team - it gets a lot worse the older they get!!

Originally Posted by puressence

were you playing child of darkness team by any chance

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

The reason I stopped coaching my lads team - it gets a lot worse the older they get!!

Its getting ridiculous now, honestly thinking of sacking it off at the end of this season but I also feel obligated to stay for the lads and scholes jnr

Originally Posted by puressence

were you playing child of darkness team by any chance

YER joking .they are not good enough to score 5

Taking him to a new team tonight . This one plays in red and black .

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

Taking him to a new team tonight . This one plays in red and black .

Broadheath?

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

Taking him to a new team tonight . This one plays in red and black .

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Broadheath?

If it's broadheath, beware

Run a lot of teams to generate income, but imho tend to put all their energies into the top two teams and the kids who aren't that good are just an afterthought

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

Taking him to a new team tonight . This one plays in red and black .

How old are the kids

Originally Posted by puressence

How old are the kids

It's not broad heath .

Under 13s .

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Its getting ridiculous now, honestly thinking of sacking it off at the end of this season but I also feel obligated to stay for the lads and scholes jnr

This is what happens the good guys give up - girls football was much better fewer absolute tossers.