Newport County v Manchester United - FA Cup 28/01/24 4:30pm - Official Match Thread

Hanging on. State of us.

Dalot trying to back heel there. £#%&!er.

The £#%&!ing brainlessness of some of our players. Just keep it simple and get that third goal.

Antony’s first touch there was magnificent.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Hanging on. State of us.

Wha? We’re really not.

ref is buying any old shit.

Absolutely typical performance this.

Should be out of sight yet we’ve contrived to let them back in

Originally Posted by jem

ref is buying any old shit.

Cheeky bid for Martial?

Danny Murphy thinks he did well in fooling the referee.

Cant be sure but I'm pretty sure he didnt say the same about Garnacho earlier...

Danny Murphy going to need a half time jizz mopper

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Absolutely typical performance this.

Should be out of sight yet we’ve contrived to let them back in

“Them” being Newport County? Anyone would think we’re playing well against City must be Danny Murphys fault though,

Newport tearing about like maniacs. They’re gonna be £#%&!ed in the last 15

Proper Football Association Cup tie

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

Danny Murphy going to need a half time jizz mopper

He's yet another ABU commentator who just can't hide it. Shit player, shit career, shit face.

Ahh Micah, truly the moron’s moron

Originally Posted by sweetleftfoot

Danny Murphy going to need a half time jizz mopper

Originally Posted by doudou

Ahh Micah, truly the moron’s moron

He’s so bad, it’s eye watering.

Just show a bit of composure in the final 3rd and we can win this by 5.

Unfortunately they just manage to #@&%! it up 9 times out of 10

Should be leathering these.

It's not even like they've done the archetypal lower league stuff and made it uncomfortable. They've been pretty accommodating and our forwards haven't got the job done.

Martinez the best player on the pitch. Cant overstate how much of a miss he's been this season.

But most importantly, did anybody catch the name of the carpet company sponsoring the added time offering FREEEE GRIPPEEEERRRR?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Absolutely typical performance this.

Should be out of sight yet we’ve contrived to let them back in

indeed. I'm sure we can do more, though.

to let them back in, that is. dalot overcomplicating things. nacho and antony not looking up. was a freak goal to concede, but that's the risk with not £#%&!ing punishing the opposition.

played ok, though. martinez, cass and shaw so much more assured in possession.

Originally Posted by Dacter

Should be leathering these.

It's not even like they've done the archetypal lower league stuff and made it uncomfortable. They've been pretty accommodating and our forwards haven't got the job done.

Martinez the best player on the pitch. Cant overstate how much of a miss he's been this season.

But most importantly, did anybody catch the name of the carpet company sponsoring the added time offering FREEEE GRIPPEEEERRRR?

Oh was that what it was?

Thought they were announcing the winner in the raffle

At least it's interesting to watch at 2-1. We're not going to learn anything today regardless of the result, we've got all our injured players back so let's see if we can start to look like an able-bodied, professionally coach team for the second half of the season