If I was to give you 2 billion pounds

And you have to purchase United, what changes would you make at the club?

Obviously, apart from perhaps freezing or lowering ticket prices.

Not sure how much the club would be sold for in the current climate.

Would you push ahead with attempting to expand the South stand? 'Singing' areas? A crazy summer spending spree? Sacking Alan Keegan?

Flatten the Bishops and replace it with a proper pub.
Have Sullers killed
Play myself upfront against City (making sure I was always on Richard Dunne's side)

Put season ticket prices up 25%.

demolish OT and ground share with wembley

Have Crumpsall bombed
Have bullpig made Director of Football
Religious Red works security
Fredsters make up the board
YHBR painted onto the seats of the Stretford End
Tufty hung from the third tier
All Jews banned from eating bacon

Originally Posted by Ginners

demolish OT and ground share with wembley

I thought you'd be selling naming rights to the stadium and broadcasting all home games on MUTV, to maximise your revenue.

Oh, and making Betfair the official club betting company.

Originally Posted by Coracao

I thought you'd be selling naming rights to the stadium and broadcasting all home games on MUTV, to maximise your revenue.

Oh, and making Betfair the official club betting company.

ooooh, 2 very good suggestions there. tbh i didnt give it much though.

Sign Michael Owen and pay him five million a week

Drop the sponsor on the shirts.

sack alan keegan and cole page
no more piping in of music at all
no more cringeworthy halftime 'entertainment'
singing/standing sections
complete overhaul of ticketing and membership services
fill in the corners and go to 90,000
away fans to west side of tier 3

that is just for starters.

Ban the irish and cockneys and the welsh too.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Ban the irish and cockneys and the welsh too.

Agreed. See ya later Captain.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Ban the irish and cockneys and the welsh too.

best forget the redevelopment to 90k then...

I'd instigate an actual system of top red points, to be used to decide away allocations.

Originally Posted by bobbledinho

Drop the sponsor on the shirts.

I'd have SHARP back

I'd start off by flattening OT into a heap of rubble before selling off the metal etc to the relevant companies. I'd then sell the players on a first come first served basis with no bid too small. With the remaining land I'd team up with Bill Oddie, Chris Packham and terry Nutkins to set about building a nature reserve. Maybe along the lines of Barnes Wetlands Centre - it'd be absurd to ignore the nearby waterways. I think by doing this it'd help bring happier times and a lasting legacy to future generations.

Originally Posted by Cheesesof Nazareth

I'd have SHARP back

bit old now aint he

Smoking sections (seeing we're out £#%&!ing side)
Beer on tap and decent paid competent staff to serve it.

I'd have a monorail around the gantry and put Pete Boyle in it so he can quickly get to parts of the ground that need geeing up.

Originally Posted by Smeggs

sack alan keegan and cole page
no more piping in of music at all
no more cringeworthy halftime 'entertainment'
singing/standing sections
complete overhaul of ticketing and membership services
fill in the corners and go to 90,000
away fans to west side of tier 3

that is just for starters.

Brilliant ideas there - add in relocating the disabled section - when they ripped half of scoreboard out the atmosphere there died immediately. I'd also move the current exec block in the middle of the stretty.

Oh, and ban the Irish.