Right wing issues

Hands of Scone?

WRONG.

Manchester United's problem position.

Ed is not keen on Mou signing a right sided midfielder while Gareth Bale still has hole in his brightly coloured bottom.

He's like some high school sap who won't date for fear of losing his wafer thin chance with the hottest cheerleader.

First Perisic, now Willian. Jose is hamstrung!

Solutions?

Kill two birds with one stone and convert Martial to a right winger. Play him there week in week out until it gels.

Insist Sanchez plays on the right and let Rashers and Martial share the left wing/substitute striker spot.

Make a 100m+ push for rising star Ousmane Dembele.

Originally Posted by Cream

Hands of Scone?

WRONG.

Manchester United's problem position.

Ed is not keen on Mou signing a right sided midfielder while Gareth Bale still has hole in his brightly coloured bottom.

He's like some high school sap who won't date for fear of losing his wafer thin chance with the hottest cheerleader.

First Perisic, now Willian. Jose is hamstrung!

Solutions?

Kill two birds with one stone and convert Martial to a right winger. Play him there week in week out until it gels.

Insist Sanchez plays on the right and let Rashers and Martial share the left wing/substitute striker spot.

Make a 100m+ push for rising star Ousmane Dembele.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

The poll results would seem to confirm your analysis.

Lot of negativity around at the minute...

Martial is a lost cause. £#%&! him

Winging it would be considerable progress

Shut up

£#%&! off

Sanchez or get big Dembers.

Surprising insight from cream btw.

Think you've omitted an option there Creamers

If we fail to land someone to add balance to the right I think it may be worth a go developing Linguard into an out and out right winger

Do we even play with wingers?

Thought Jose's style was to limit wing play to full backs.

Rather have herving

Originally Posted by rubbernecker

Think you've omitted an option there Creamers

If we fail to land someone to add balance to the right I think it may be worth a go developing Linguard into an out and out right winger

That's for both the spelling & the idea.

This seems like a suitable place to declare that I don't particularly give a £#%&! who we buy any more. The club is clearly crippled by the owners and they will continue to do the bare minimum required to keep the cash rolling in.

Why should we waste our energies speculating and giving a shit in such a situation? It's pointless.

(If you want to fixate on sticking the boot into that miserable @#%&! Mourinho, feel free - but do not lose sight of the real £#%&!ing problem at MUFC these days.)

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Do we even play with wingers?

Thought Jose's style was to limit wing play to full backs.

You'll notice 'right sided midfielder' mentioned in the OP. Perhaps right sided attacker would be more accurate.

I have absolutely no clue what formation we play to be honest. Lingard and Mata currently filling that spot? Only sometimes? A no 10 who drifts right? Who £#%&!ing knows.

Originally Posted by Baron

That's for both the spelling & the idea.

It's an idea that wasn't mentioned by the OP and it's an option

Re the spelling who gives a £#%&!

BTW Get to £#%&!

Originally Posted by rubbernecker

It's an idea that wasn't mentioned by the OP and it's an option

Re the spelling who gives a £#%&!

BTW Get to £#%&!

It's an option rooted in £#%&!wittery.

You £#%&!wit.

I lose track of the Dembele family; is this the one that Barcelona signed for shit loads?

Originally Posted by Cream

You'll notice 'right sided midfielder' mentioned in the OP. Perhaps right sided attacker would be more accurate.

I have absolutely no clue what formation we play to be honest. Lingard and Mata currently filling that spot? Only sometimes? A no 10 who drifts right? Who £#%&!ing knows.

Never made much sense to me that we brought in Lukaku yet try to play most of our attacking play by fannying about through the middle. Our most successful teams always had players who would take it down to the byline and whip it in.

"Lumping balls" seems to be a last resort and only usually after we've brought on big Fellers and are desperate.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

I lose track of the Dembele family; is this the one that Barcelona signed for shit loads?

Apparently so. Narrative is that he's pissed off they signed some bloke named Malcolm. He's also not had the immediate effect the fans might have expected. May have pissed off the French national team by acting the @#%&! in some way or other.

I don't £#%&!ing know. Just sign the @#%&!.