Football Skills With John Wark

Originally Posted by The Watcher

I wonder what Grimson did that so wound up Gypsum? You don't go nuclear like that for a bit of bantz imo.

I know Grimmers had a bit of a contretemps with Charlie Rouge the other day. I'm sure Rougers isn't one for circling the wagons though...probably completely unconnected.....

Looks like unelected Forum Sheriff and Chief Archivist Watcherers has had a lesson in flashback snide from Gipperers here. Superb recollection skills from the lad - indicating he's an absolute wizz at Murder Mystery evenings or is possibly slightly autistic.

EdIt: Tez. Shut it.

Grimmers upset a few people on here last year with his hard line pro-gas BBQ stance. Can't remember if Gyppers was one of the staunch charcoal defenders or not, but clearly, something's gone down.

Also, if the pic he posted of himself was indeed himself, Gyppers doesn't have a lot hair iirc, so he's bound to think someone like Grimmers - regularly flaunting his long flowing locks - needs taking down a peg or two. And that's exactly what he's done.

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

I know Grimmers had a bit of a contretemps with Charlie Rouge the other day. I'm sure Rougers isn't one for circling the wagons though...probably completely unconnected.....

Grimmers has had a go with me too recently - generally pedantic stuff as per but the odd substantial point too. He was defending balotelli's twitter antics from memory which really smacked of 'just wanting an argument'.

Perhaps gypers has seen two top boys being harassed and thought about doing something about it? I can't publically condone that kind of thing obviously but you can't help admiring someone who is potentially looking out for you.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Looks like unelected Forum Sheriff and Chief Archivist Watcherers has had a lesson in flashback snide from Gipperers here. Superb recollection skills from the lad - indicating he's an absolute wizz at Murder Mystery evenings or is possibly slightly autistic.

EdIt: Tez. Shut it.

Right on cue...

Originally Posted by signed dc

Grimmers upset a few people on here last year with his hard line pro-gas BBQ stance. Can't remember if Gyppers was one of the staunch charcoal defenders or not, but clearly, something's gone down.

Also, if the pic he posted of himself was indeed himself, Gyppers doesn't have a lot hair iirc, so he's bound to think someone like Grimmers - regularly flaunting his long flowing locks - needs taking down a peg or two. And that's exactly what he's done.

Gypers has hair. Not as much as grimmers, but who does?

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Grimmers has had a go with me too recently - generally pedantic stuff as per but the odd substantial point too. He was defending balotelli's twitter antics from memory which really smacked of 'just wanting an argument'.

Perhaps gypers has seen two top boys being harassed and thought about doing something about it? I can't publically condone that kind of thing obviously but you can't help admiring someone who is potentially looking out for you.

Final straw was Grimmers actually defending the renaming of Old Trafford to the "Taco Bell Thunderdome" - and then pointing, staring at laughing at anyone in the local area of the ground for being too poor to stump up for an Exec ticket. The unacceptable face of US free markets.

Needless to say, the fact that I am also hirsute with a Platinum "Timotei" card is also clearly a raw wound. Karma BUDDY.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

change the record john. 6 years saying the same stuff this fella...

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63670

Woah. That's some stone cold revenge right there. Mind like a steel trap, and zen-like patience. A forum sniper with his eye on the sight, and his finger on the trigger. Still like a rock. As soon as that coiffured head popped above the parapet. Crack. He took the shot, dismantled his rifle, and melted off into the night.

Will we ever see him again? Who took out the hit?

Originally Posted by Throw

Gypers has hair. Not as much as grimmers, but who does?

I reckon I have got more hair than Grimmers now tbh.

Thick badgery mane that is now past my eyebrows.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Football Skills caught up with John Wark, the former Liverpool and Ipswich midfielder who earned 29 caps for Scotland.

Football Skills: Getting right to it, John, what do you think are the most important skills young players need to master?

John Wark: First touch and comfort on the ball. You've got to have that base to start with. But really, in the modern game, it's about speed and power. So I would say fitness and strength is as important as anything else.

FS: So even young players have to work on their fitness?

JW: Aye, the game is changing. If you watch Japan play, or South Korea, in my day they couldn't play football at all, but now they're in every World Cup and doing well, and it's because they're so fit.

FS: Yes, they're greatly improved.

JW: And it's not because they're brilliant footballers; it's because they're so fit. Also, there is a level of craftiness there. Cunning. You've got to give them credit.

FS: Yes, they-

JW: Scheming. Devious.

FS: Now, what about shooting with the weaker foot? Should young players be working on that?

JW: Just zipping all over the place. Like rats in a rundown flat, when you switch the light on.

FS: Ah, well-

JW: They just love to run. You can tell, with those big stupid grins stuck to their faces, running and going "Hoy! Hoy! Chinky Hey Hoy!" or whatever.

FS: Now, you were a goalscoring midfielder-

JW: I'm getting paid for this, right?

Ashton Red: John, you´re full of shit
JW: You think so Ash?
Ashton Red: Yea I do, £#%&! off

Originally Posted by Crumps

I reckon I have got more hair than Grimmers now tbh.

Thick badgery mane that is now past my eyebrows.

£#%&! off about your hair.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Ashton Red: John, you´re full of shit
JW: You think so Ash?
Ashton Red: Yea I do, £#%&! off

No way are you real.

Originally Posted by Cream

No way are you real.

Compliment - Thx

Originally Posted by The Watcher

I wonder what Grimson did that so wound up Gypsum?

Probably when my dog died, or my dad died. One of those two. Makes me a natural target for a certain type.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Btw I reserve the right to comment more fully on the blatant racism of the op should the bloodlust pack decide to pursue that line.

Well I mean, that was the point of the humour, such as it was. It's satirizing a dinosaur like Wark (he did actually say something like this once...)

btw Keith you're one of my favourite posters. This is still the best thread ever: http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showth...ghlight=things

the eagle has crash landed

savage and upsetting scenes in this thread. if only there were something tepid and inoffensive at hand to act as a soothing balm.

oh look, united are on.

I thought The Watcher was the chief of snide/brutal BTTTs.

Turns out he was just a Vader to Gypsum's Emperor.

Originally Posted by Cream

£#%&! off about your hair.

If anything I have got too much of it.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

change the record john. 6 years saying the same stuff this fella...

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63670

Isn't that 7 years?

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

Isn't that 7 years?

Originally Posted by denis lawless