100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

New travel outfits..

Originally Posted by ScarFace

New travel outfits..

Scruffy £#%&!ers!

Pathetic try-hard @#%&!S. Every £#%&!ing Euro away and they're ponced up for the cameras fancying themselves as Real £#%&!ing Madrid.

Bet those t-shirts probably cost about £150, jeans £250 and jacket £500.

I hope the team hotel burns to the ground with all of them trapped inside.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

New travel outfits..

Gangsta hand gestures...

Originally Posted by ScarFace

New travel outfits..

What is it with the instagram generation? Every bloke needs to pull a gang sign and every bird does a duck face as soon as a camera comes within three feet.

Originally Posted by utd99

What is it with the instagram generation? Every bloke needs to pull a gang sign and every bird does a duck face as soon as a camera comes within three feet.

Blame Keith

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66643

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Blame Keith

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66643

She was telling me about her mate who is really ill the other day but I still gang tagged her.

proper funny that thread

Any news on them being @#%&!ted all around Rotterdam?

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Any news on them being @#%&!ted all around Rotterdam?

yeah, they've been @#%&!ted all around Rotterdam

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

yeah, they've been @#%&!ted all around Rotterdam

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

yeah, they've been @#%&!ted all around Rotterdam

I do hope so.

State of this taxi drivers hair...

Originally Posted by ScarFace

State of this taxi drivers hair...

Pray for Sparky

https://contactmcr.com/shows/were-no...ootball-opera/

Originally Posted by 20 times

Pray for Sparky

absolute disgrace. To the trade and humanity

http://www.readbutneverred.com/city-...utrid-pundits/

Originally Posted by Sparky***

absolute disgrace. To the trade and humanity

dat blue cab doh !!!

You get a red one and put some utd window stickers on the safety glass facing the passengers.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

http://www.readbutneverred.com/city-...utrid-pundits/

The absolute state of that Bitterness oozing from every syllable.

Originally Posted by andyroo

The absolute state of that Bitterness oozing from every syllable.

Imagine being quite that £#%&!ing bitter and angry

Just watched the extended highlights from their game at the weekend. Why is it that commentators/pundits can't ever seem to keep things in moderation? Two of their goals were offside, and what was Janmaat doing for the second? Just stick it out of play and regroup ffs.

That was a great example of what happens when you combine the perfect storm of good confidence, an opponent who aren't good enough to deal with the high press and a ref who gives you absolutely everything. But that has never been City's problem, and it won't be their problem this year either. That will come with a reverse or two and the need to show some fight and backbone. Guardiola has done some good work replacing old, slow full backs and they have a different dimension now for sure, but will they be able to go bare knuckle when they face an opponent who doesn't allow them to prance about? I'm skeptical.