The 2018/19 RAWK nuggets thread - 29 years and counting

Originally Posted by messhead

Again, I just find it funny goading martial law. The fact some of you can't tell I'm on a wum says more about you than anything else tbh. "Receiving end of a severe beating" read it back and ask yourself the question have you ever heard anyone speak like this in real life?

Arse well and truly gone.


Get back under your rock now shitbag 😘

Originally Posted by MartialLaw

Arse well and truly gone.


Get back under your rock now shitbag 😘

I was waiting for you. Would have slapped you with the cheeseburger you'd been looking forward to before relentlessly punching you in your inbred face with my thick, manly and muscular hands. Your dad/uncle would have been powerless to stop me. Absolutely savage, it would have been.

Originally Posted by messhead

I was waiting for you. Would have slapped you with the cheeseburger you'd been looking forward to before relentlessly punching you in your inbred face with my thick, manly and muscular hands. Your dad/uncle would have been powerless to stop me. Absolutely savage, it would have been.

You've just admitted you're a lying @#%&! though 🤔

Originally Posted by MartialLaw

You've just admitted you're a lying @#%&! though 🤔

Of course, the inbred mind would struggle to comprehend what had truly been said. Allow me to break it down for you; when it became clear you weren't showing up on Wednesday, I persisted in wumming you through your strange silence that day and the following to get a reaction. Also, apparently you live in India.

Anyway, I can assure you if you'd have shown up/flown over on Wednesday this would have happened repeatedly until you were even more of a gibbering wreck than you already are:



Your mother would have cheered me on.

All right Clarkie you've made your point

Originally Posted by andyroo

All right Clarkie you've made your point

Was thinking the same as soon as music was mentioned in the other thread

Originally Posted by AK14

Was thinking the same as soon as music was mentioned in the other thread

Who's clarkie?

Originally Posted by messhead

Still not learnt your lesson from last time you got wummed? If you don't wanna hear from me feel free to ignore but when you're quoting me directly I'm going to respond. It isn't my fault you're too dense to see I'm taking the piss.

What's the point in taking the piss if it isn't funny?

Shit WUM is shit.

Keep on "winning" chieftain.

Originally Posted by sa7

What's the point in taking the piss if it isn't funny?

Shit WUM is shit.

Keep on "winning" chieftain.

For someone who "isn't interested" you sure like replying to my posts. As I said, dense.

Can we not have a Child's section these two can play in?

Originally Posted by Redrum

Can we not have a Child's section these two can play in?

It’s called Redcafe

Look at the state of him today on sky

that avatar gif

Originally Posted by andyroo

All right Clarkie you've made your point

Originally Posted by AK14

Was thinking the same as soon as music was mentioned in the other thread

100% not me

Originally Posted by Brucie

100% not me

You would say that, wouldn't I?

Originally Posted by Fat Al

It’s called Redcafe

Clarkie loved red cafe didn’t he?!

Buck too iirc...

Originally Posted by messhead

Listen pal I'd demonstrate my physical prowess with such ferocity you'd be stood in awe as I repeatedly caved your face in. I'd finish up with a set of plyometric push ups on your face just to make a point. You're digging yourself a hole here that no one, not you, nor the Lord above, could get you out of. Just drop the hard man act yeah?

How do you repeatedly cave someone's face in?

Not sure you want smoke with Bunks tbh.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

How do you repeatedly cave someone's face in?

Not sure you want smoke with Bunks tbh.

Well you cave it in just a bit at first, then a bit more, then a little bit more, then you lull them into a false sense of security before unleashing your true power and altering the structure of their face permanently. Don't test me on this I've won over 100 street fights and bunks would just be another body added to the pile.

Originally Posted by messhead

Well you cave it in just a bit at first, then a bit more, then a little bit more, then you lull them into a false sense of security before unleashing your true power and altering the structure of their face permanently. Don't test me on this I've won over 100 street fights and bunks would just be another body added to the pile.

Fair enough.

Can see why Bunks has ducked it.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Fair enough.

Can see why Bunks has ducked it.