Mourinho issues May deadline.

Stop supporting your club because your wet dream filled fantasy manager doesn't materialise?

FFS.

Originally Posted by Cream

Would require Houdiniesque levels of escapology, but Louis is a formidable presence and Woody quite wormlike. If it's just them two in a room, Louis is leaving with a contract extension.

He will be here next season.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

I'm convinced LvG is staying

Me too unfortunately... Dreading next season already.

I've got a bad bad feeling he's not going anywhere and then [gulp] Giggs

£#%&! me, what a state.

Me and mates due to hold st [crisis] renewal talks in 2 weeks time.

Will update all on the outcome. Thumb down atm.

So it IS looking like Woodward's £#%&!ed up again with Mourinho. I £#%&!ing knew it.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

I'm convinced LvG is staying

Same

Cue upside : exodus of £#%&!er/JCL @#%&!s that we knew would plague the club post '93/94 etc

No real probs with Jose, btw but the arse seeing will be epic

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Me and mates due to hold st [crisis] renewal talks in 2 weeks time.

Will update all on the outcome. Thumb down atm.

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Cue upside : exodus of £#%&!er/JCL @#%&!s that we knew would plague the club post '93/94 etc

Shots...

Originally Posted by General Woundwort

Shots...

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

So it IS looking like Woodward's £#%&!ed up again with Mourinho. I £#%&!ing knew it.

Based on what exactly? It's been nothing but an exersize in spin from the get go.

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Same

Cue upside : exodus of £#%&!er/JCL @#%&!s that we knew would plague the club post '93/94 etc

No real probs with Jose, btw but the arse seeing will be epic

Outside pal.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Me too unfortunately... Dreading next season already.

Me too.

And although I'm not going to say I'll cut all ties because yeah United's in the blood, I don't know how I can continue to show enough interest to want to go to games when a) I no longer respect the manager b)the football is boring shit and c) I believe that several of the players are £#%&!ing c***s.
Alright, one's a £#%&!ing c*** and a few of the others are not good enough.

we've had about 3 shots on target all season.
we play at a walking pace.
Fellaini is the first name on the teamsheet.
we're on course to miss out on CL Football..again.


The FA Cup final is always something to look forward to but the idea it should keep Van Gaal in the job for another £#%&!ing year is insane - we played Sheff United, Derby County, Shrewsbury, West Ham & Everton to get there ffs
(Palace had a far tougher run to the Final)

Barring the occasional piece of Martial magic we're unwatchable these days.
Another season of this would be a £#%&!ing chore to say the least.

Sick of people intellectualising Van Gaals reign of tedium as well. As if you're a bit simple if you can't see what's happening.
Utter %@#$&!s.
It's like watching paint dry.

They'll be giving season tickets away in Christmas Crackers if LVG stays another year.

Just check out the attendance v Palace if you want a quick gauge of the match going support's opinion. A premier league game at Old Trafford in April and there must have been 10,000 empty seats.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

we've had about 3 shots on target all season.
we play at a walking pace.
Fellaini is the first name on the teamsheet.
we're on course to miss out on CL Football..again.


The FA Cup final is always something to look forward to but the idea it should keep Van Gaal in the job for another £#%&!ing year is insane - we played Sheff United, Derby County, Shrewsbury, West Ham & Everton to get there ffs
(Palace had a far tougher run to the Final)

Barring the occasional piece of Martial magic we're unwatchable these days.
Another season of this would be a £#%&!ing chore to say the least.

Sick of people intellectualising Van Gaals reign of tedium as well. As if you're a bit simple if you can't see what's happening.
Utter %@#$&!s.
It's like watching paint dry.

Careful mate, that weirdo with 10 log-ins will be along to call you a 'bed wetter' in a minute.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They'll be giving season tickets away in Christmas Crackers if LVG stays another year.

Just check out the attendance v Palace if you want a quick gauge of the match going support's opinion. A premier league game at Old Trafford in April and there must have been 10,000 empty seats.



Careful mate, that weirdo with 10 log-ins will be along to call you a 'bed wetter' in a minute.

Apparently, we expect too much.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36188860

Yeah, that's right. Expecting some decent football, with the odd shot on goal & to finish in the top 4 is unrealistic. I mean, we've only spent £320,000,000 in 3 years, can't expect to build a decent side on a mere pittance like that.

I think it was "glory hunting bedwetters", Sparky.

Originally Posted by 75Red

I think it was "glory hunting bedwetters", Sparky.

Was it? I've got all of them on ignore now mate tbh.

Can't quote Fat Al's post for some reason but if that's what he said and nothing got lost in translation he can get to £#%&! on just those comments alone.

After the semi when he was interviewed, it seemed to me that he knew he was going. Now I don't think he's going anywhere.

Originally Posted by 75Red

Can't quote Fat Al's post for some reason but if that's what he said and nothing got lost in translation he can get to £#%&! on just those comments alone.

Not sure Al normally needs translating tbf but, either way, it's a bit harsh on him.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

we've had about 3 shots on target all season.
we play at a walking pace.
Fellaini is the first name on the teamsheet.
we're on course to miss out on CL Football..again.

The FA Cup final is always something to look forward to but the idea it should keep Van Gaal in the job for another £#%&!ing year is insane - we played Sheff United, Derby County, Shrewsbury, West Ham & Everton to get there ffs
(Palace had a far tougher run to the Final)

Barring the occasional piece of Martial magic we're unwatchable these days.
Another season of this would be a £#%&!ing chore to say the least.

Sick of people intellectualising Van Gaals reign of tedium as well. As if you're a bit simple if you can't see what's happening.
Utter balls.
It's like watching paint dry.

blue @#%&!