Ibra rings José: "Bring me to Old Trafford and we'll win the league"

Don't want any of that "winning" going on here thanks, Zlatan. We're quite happy with our 5th place finish and our 'celebrating mediocrity' badge.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Don't want any of that "winning" going on here thanks, Zlatan. We're quite happy with our 5th place finish and our 'celebrating mediocrity' badge.

I don't think Jose will be in Man United. I heard that LVG will be up until 2017.

Originally Posted by smith90

I don't think Jose will be in Man United. I heard that LVG will be up until 2017.

Heard any other widely available information that may or may not be available in the public domain pal?

Sound like a proper ITK you

Marca (I know) insisting he's definitely 100% not going to get the Utd job.

Originally Posted by Crumps

We need a player who can put the shitters to the sword as that's been our biggest failing under LVG

Good point, actually. Its just my irrational anti-Zlat prejudice again, takes very little to rekindle it

Originally Posted by Pop

Marca (I know) insisting he's definitely 100% not going to get the Utd job.

marca aka real madrid's mouthpiece. Probably wanted back at Madrid tbh.

I can quite easily see woodward, the moron, dithering about and then Mourinho £#%&!ing off to PSG to earn a godly sum of money.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Good point, actually. Its just my irrational anti-Zlat prejudice again, takes very little to rekindle it

If we could reproduce our form against the top teams/rivals we'd piss the league. It's like the bunch of c***s don't take them seriously.

Originally Posted by Crumps

If we could produce our form against the top teams/rivals we'd piss the league. .

apart from last Sunday obviously..............

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

apart from last Sunday obviously..............

And away at Arsenal.

And away at Leicester.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

And away at Arsenal.

And away at Leicester.

tbf a point at th home of the champions isn't bad

Originally Posted by Crumps

Ten minutes capitulations aside I should have said. Arsenal was the same but earlier.

Of course not every game will be won you pedantic c***s.

Can't say owt remotely positive on here without you #@&%!s jumping on it with your c**ks out.

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

tbf a point at th home of the champions isn't bad

Have to be careful what I £#%&!ing say. Even something with a slight whiff of positivity sees you like a bunch of Hyenas with their lipsticks showing.

Originally Posted by Pop

Marca (I know) insisting he's definitely 100% not going to get the Utd job.

Give it three days they'll change their £#%&!ing minds again

Sport witness are like the daily star or Twitter. But those two would be incredible

Originally Posted by andyroo

Give it three days they'll change their £#%&!ing minds again

Probably won't have to wait all of three days, tbh.

This has just got Shevchenko written all over it, he's 35 for £#%&!s sake, you might be able to adapt to the pace of the Italian or Spanish leagues at that age but he'd be an absolute £#%&!ing joke in England. He'd be like Falcao's taller uglier brother.

If we'd had them both this year, we could have won the league. I think he's too old, but if we get him, I wouldn't say no, he might smash the premierships average defenders for a couple of years.