Song for Rojo

I know a £#%&!ing CEO
He's there in every tweet
'Man United deal falls through
Woodward remains upbeat'
He's been out bragging on TV
He really is a clown
But just look at the shit he pulls when all the chips are down!

Rojojojojojojojojojojojojoooooo!
Rojojojojojojojojojojojojoooooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM

Would bite their arm off tbh

Read on @#%&!ter earlier.......

Rojo rojo rojo your boat
Gently down the stream
Liverpool have won the league!
In their £#%&!in dreams!

Wake me up, before you Rojo...

Rojo row your boat
Gently down the stream
Please be better than Fellaini
Or we'll £#%&!ing scream

RgghO rghhO it's off to work you go,
Have you been goose green ?
Be the new Roy Keane ?
RO HO RO HO RO HO RO HO....

Ro Ho ro Ho it's off to work you go
With a child like face
And electric pace
RO HO RO HO RO HO HO...

It's off to work you go,

Etc.

"they tried to take the ball past Rojo,but he said No No No!"

Originally Posted by taff

I know a £#%&!ing CEO

He's there in every tweet

'Man United deal falls through

Woodward remains upbeat'

He's been out bragging on TV

He really is a clown

But just look at the shit he pulls when all the chips are down!



Rojojojojojojojojojojojojoooooo!

Rojojojojojojojojojojojojoooooo!



The Laughing Policeman - Charles Jolly / Penrose - YouTube

£#%&! off with your songs... He needs to prove he can play first. Jesus, this place.

Originally Posted by Cream

Rojo, welcome Rojo, to United's shit@#%&! family.
Pants pulled, down by Porto, well at least they took that @#%&! na-ni.

The Flinstones.

Except we bought him from £#%&!ing Sporting

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Read on @#%&!ter earlier.......

Rojo rojo rojo your boat
Gently down the stream
Liverpool have won the league!
In their £#%&!in dreams!

Originally Posted by andyroo

Rojo row your boat
Gently down the stream
Please be better than Fellaini
Or we'll £#%&!ing scream

Both shameless purges of my far superior version that I came up with before he'd even signed :shakehead:

I found this video clip of Louis missus trying to teach him how to say Rojo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCBs6eswJlY

Originally Posted by sa7

Except we bought him from £#%&!ing Sporting

Would have still been a shit song.

to the tune of rawhide

rollin', rollin', rollin'
other teams are strollin'
keep those dollars rollin'
rojo!

move 'em up, head 'em out
head 'em out, move 'em up
move 'em up, head 'em out
rojo!

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

£#%&! off with your songs... He needs to prove he can play first. Jesus, this place.

£#%&!in ell Ed it didn't stop a song for Ralph Milne did it?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

£#%&! off with your songs... He needs to prove he can play first. Jesus, this place.

Like anyone's actually going to sing any of these

Jesus, this place.

He is Rojo
And he will hurt you
United sing
He'll take your legs from you
Old Trafford will sing Rojo

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gxfMUVWpGkM

Originally Posted by lookingforeric

"they tried to take the ball past Rojo,but he said No No No!"

Song for an untried and virtually unknown , expensive signing. These scouse @#%&!s honest... Oh.

Get the gladiator banner out la.

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

Song for an untried and virtually unknown , expensive signing. These scouse @#%&!s honest... Oh.

Get the gladiator banner out la.

got my rojo working, but it just won't work on you
I wanna love him so bad in louis's 3-4-1-2

(muddy waters - got my mojo working)

tarjeta ro-o-o-jo
he came from sporting
he's not very sporting