Silly summer non United transfer rubbish thread.

Liverpool in for Lemar- 70m euro plus add ons

Guess that would mean Coutinho will be gone.

Lemar a better signing for them?

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/902167869512974336

Originally Posted by shenwen

Liverpool in for Lemar- 70m euro plus add ons

Guess that would mean Coutinho will be gone.

Lemar a better signing for them?

monaco wont sell him. Wenger said 2 days ago the deal for him is dead as monaco wont even negotiate a price, due to the amount of players they've sold and are about to sell to PSG ( fab & mbongo )

LFC are the kinda club wh wont have even sounded out the player first, so he could easily turn them down too.

They just do this to ease rawk into september.

What the actual £#%&!

Former Manchester City striker Stevan Jovetic has been caught up in one of the most bizarre stories of the transfer window.

Inter Milan striker Jovetic was on his way to Monaco to join the French champions and caught a helicopter from Nice airport to watch their game with Marseille.

But also on the helicopter was Marseille chairman Jacques-Henri Eyraud who did not recognise him, started a conversation and told him they were signing Jovetic.

Jovetic then revealed who he was, Eyraud lost his temper and angrily told him a medical had been booked and a deal had been agreed.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...n-11073021.amp

didnt happen

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/902459407577079808

That's the Wimmer who Spurs bought for £4m last summer, couldn't get in the team and now has been sold for £18m.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/902459407577079808

That's the Wimmer who Spurs bought for £4m last summer, couldn't get in the team and now has been sold for £18m.

Kieron Gibbs to West Brom

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Kieron Gibbs to West Brom

Arsenal apparently enquiring about Jonny Evans now as well.

They should take the reputed Smalling + cash offer for Alexis the useless £#%&!ing stigs.

Originally Posted by Baron

Arsenal apparently enquiring about Jonny Evans now as well.

They should take the reputed Smalling + cash offer for Alexis the useless £#%&!ing stigs.

Reported as in made up by someone on here?

Originally Posted by Sapien

Reported as in made up by someone on here?

Here, papers, sky...what difference?

Originally Posted by utd99

Here, papers, sky...what difference?

They nick stuff from here often enough, nqat

https://twitter.com/bbcsport/status/902583375961014273

It's like some strange parallel universe

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/bbcsport/status/902583375961014273

It's like some strange parallel universe

Bitter I know refers to Mata, José and Matic as Chelsea rejects. I hope this happens just to wind him up.